this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
556 points (98.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

29629 readers
1344 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Feyter@programming.dev
anzo@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
556
git workflow (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
39 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] Vittelius@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 12 points 10 months ago

&& git push --force

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) 
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] JiminaMann@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push