Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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(Also are Programming socks memes welcome here?)

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PHP Sadness (phpsadness.com)
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stop (sh.itjust.works)
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Transcription

Why do we have this stupid code analyzer rule enabled anyway? Nobody writes code like this...

After telling them the lore why it's there:

You have seen such things before?

11 Times, as a matter of fact

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AltIndiana Jones swapping out an artifact for a fake one meme template with the text "existing code" on the real artifact, "new commit" on the fake one, and "linter" on the pedestal / trap

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Kill DNS: A Tale Of Revenge (sebastiancarlos.medium.com)
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