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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] Vittelius@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] JiminaMann@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like git add because then you can do git diff --staged

[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes yes, combined with git add -P makes small, meaningful commits so much easier.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alas I sold my soul to VSCode a long time ago.

Also, ew, emacs 😝

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh come on, try it out! I know some people who use emacs only for magit. It really is that good.

A few of them slowly became full on emacs users...

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... What's git merge look like?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... incident

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

grow up, use "git add -p" and craft perfect artisanal commits

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real 10x vibe developers use https://jj-vcs.github.io/jj/latest/, no need to add or commit!

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So is easier to push direct to prod? Hell yeah!

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With jj you're always the prod whatever you do! Feel free to break that fucking CI.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gonna try it out non my next college project

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You may or may not be joking, but jujutsu is the first true git alternative that I'm actively trying on small projects at work. The command-line is great, and I can still interact with other devs without breaking stuff.

Buuuuuuuut if you're a CS student, don't bother, it's weird and you should focus on git which is used everywhere. You can get free GUI clients like Sublime Merge or SmartGit to ease the pain. I've been hating git since the beginning, but it's the least worst SCM right now. Learn the command-line, but I have never done that since it's infuriating, and that's why I've been using GUIs since, holy shit, Wikipedia says 2005.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is just half a joke, i do like to try it out a lot of different things, be whatever it may be, so i'm totally finding a project to use this, and also i don't really like to use a GUI for git simce most of my workflow happens in a terminal, and even tho i do like how git works i am open to try something new and see if it's better for me or not

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try Mercurial too. Both projects started at the same time but git won. Mercurial is equivalent but its interesting.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Sure, thanks for the recomendation

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

i'm sure there are much better tools available, but i'm just used to git gui where rescan, commit and push all are in order.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Every bloody time, though this case the people not on the Ryanair flight may be the lucky ones. If only git was the most unnecessarily arcane thing devs have to/choose to work with.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Use Jujutsu jj and you won't have this problem

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

lazygit is pretty cool too.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I set this up for seamless commits:

function gao() {
     git add .
     git commit -a -m "$*"
     git push origin `git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD`
 }

Usage: gao fixing a typo

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Jujutsu time 😁