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Be honest and tell us what you see (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 104 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Panel from a DC comic of Zatana saying, "Sex."

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 11 months ago

I'd like to remind our guests that we have a bathroom.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 months ago

First thing in the morning and you make me laugh hard enough to not only cry but wake a housemate in another room, and he passed out hammered last night, he was out like a rock.

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[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Definitely a DP; Digital Painting...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I totally missed that but now can’t unsee it. Before your comment I was in team “sword fight”

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Double penetration (one in the ass and one in the vag).

The bisexual in me prefers double vaginal penetration, but it's difficult to find good DVP without running into the same guys in every video, or some nasty Russian shit where they also piss on the girl. Instant boner killer.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Agreed. I draw the line at pissing on them

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 11 months ago

two clowns about to touch peens

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Exactly what I saw. Nice to know that I am not the only pervert here

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[–] podperson@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Ah, so that's America in the middle then.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 21 points 11 months ago

A regular dugtrio and an upside down dugtrio. It’s funny how the upside down dugtrio managed to dig itself into the ceiling

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Super Mario 3 level.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Exactly. This is Mario's PoV as he runs towards the princess.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

clown orgy

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Check the comments for the name of the actress...

[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two dugtrios

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

It's actually two Machamps viewed from below.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Threesome

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A clown with two backs

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 11 months ago

Huh I see a beast with 3 backs.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

A smartphone in my hand.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

First I saw jelly beans, then I noticed the arrangement and saw touching tips, then I looked for what else could be taken in that direction and noticed the clearly intentional double penetration.

[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 11 months ago

Two bears high fiving

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Some super Mario level backdrop

[–] Bad_gentleman@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Docking. (What does that say about me?)

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two totally normal sized dicks

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A picture

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Ceci n'est pas une acte sexuel

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see I see I see DP!

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Poop back and forth, forever.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

))<>((

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

A good time 😏

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

Now I can't unsee it!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your mother?

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[–] kyle@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My parents fighting

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How many parents do you have 👀

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.

https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 months ago

Decidedly not tulips if that's what you were hoping for.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Palm tree on an island with some houses.

[–] EveningPancakes@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!

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