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[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

how will Nintendo compete?

Mario Kart 9

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should we bet on which excuse they will use for reintroducing smallpox?

”See? If vaccines were so effective, how come smallpox is still around?”

”It helps build the natural immune system”

”We must close the borders so no one gets in - or out!”

”Hunter Biden’s laptop!!!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally a Trump policy I can get behind. I suppose broken clocks are right twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To their defense, that’s what they also heard when they complained about the woke mind virus, immigrants eating pets and schools turning children trans.

Well, it would’ve been a good defense if any of those things were real.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

So like any Adam Sandler movie?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I stopped coding for myself and started coding for the next person who’d touch my codebase.

Yeah. The worst code is the code only one person can work with. Sucks if that person is no longer working at the company.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Thor is too stubborn. Strange probably couldn’t find out a good way to tell Thor to aim better without him taking it as an insult.

Also, Thor was in space for the most part. It’s possible Strange didn’t know where Thor was, so good luck getting the message through.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I consider Dell’s naming scheme of their monitors the gold standard. It’s short, descriptive and easy to remember.

I got a U2720Q myself, and I know I got it because I know what size it is and when I bought it. I also got another monitor that’s seemingly just a random series of numbers. I can’t remember a single digit of that one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

I don’t hate AI art. I hate people who pretend they’re artists when all they do is writing prompts.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

”All features are xy problems”

”PM adds new features to the sprint faster than they’re solved”

”Each release require two weeks of testing”

”Each release introduces new bugs for customers despite the two weeks of testing”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Maybe he want to distract us from the WhiskeyLeaks scandal?

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