Only real ones get #384747

They've been out of good ideas for years, not sure why they'd start panicking this far into the mediocrity

excuse me what the fuck

Now shut up and get back to work

If they are, that's going to happen anyway. The only difference between the two scenarios is whether they do it within the safety of your house.

She isn't going to prison. Electronic tag because, you know, rules for thee ...

New Markiplier dropped

If you are, I'm having a sympathy stroke

Describing the outcomes in terms of functions over shell states, as you have, is the quickest and most transparent way of demonstrating that they aren't the same.

The article was a fun "scenic route" to the same conclusion, though.

The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.

Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE

Once again, I jest.

I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it's hard to feel too bad for him