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[–] [email protected] 157 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I read an interesting article about 40K Space Marines last year, the problem with them is that some people just don't get satire no matter how glaringly obvious it is

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Starship Troopers is so badass!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

My dad legitimately thinks that's a great action movie. And to be fair, it is.

But he doesn't understand the deeper meanings.

More meat for the grinder is totally just a bad ass thing to say! Not at all like an orphan crushing machine, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The mobile infantry made me the man I am today" shows off two missing legs and one missing arm

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

All the teachers are injured and in need of prosthetics and assisting devices, all of them served.

As Rico's dad said, it should be illegal to use schools as recruiting centers.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

I really blame the games industry as a whole for this. They keep making games with Space Marines as the protagonists, where their violence is presented as justified, when a lore-friendly space marine game should be like "No Russian" missions all the time and the resulting failure this causes to their Empire. This constant "whitewashing" of the lore, is what has attracted a ton of people.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

I would LOVE to see a WH40k setting where the space marines are lore-accurate murdering an entire multi-billion hive-city for some minor heresy by a few thousand of the people on the 925th-sub-basement, and you're playing random ganger Scumface Mc Spikearms who's just trying to survive.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Yeah, this was on full display when Helldivers 2 launched. So many people just didn’t get the satire, and unironically leaned into the messaging.

For the unaware, Helldivers 2 is basically a Starship Troopers video game.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

God-Emperor (mostly dead sitting on a cybernetic throne preserving his life, requires like 100 psychics a day to feed on to live) wants to spread his Religious-no-religion religion across the cosmos, and the brutality with which is required is a small price to pay for industry.

And then they choose to like the guy unironically. But if they're really into Slaneesh then they just get a special brand of weird.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

People who like Rick and Morty.

People who look up to Rick.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

People who like American Psycho because it is a brilliant satire of the sociopathy of the elite.

vs

People who like American Psycho because 'I'm just like Patrick Bateman, fr fr.'

...

Its the same with Fight Club, Falling Down, Taxi Driver...

Its possible to enjoy and be a fan of these movies without actually idolizing a psycopath... maybe you sympathize or empathize with them to varying degrees, but you don't hold them up as idealized character role models, you realize these are all very flawed, often tragic characters who ... basically become villains in (semi?) plausible ways, that showcase how brutal and broken society is...

But, so many people do actually idolize these trainwreck characters that now we've spent basically the entire era of internet based cultural dominance/exchange where any kind of admiration of these 'cautionary morality tale about a disaffected man' type movies is just immediately, often instantly viewed as a red flag by a whole lot of people.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

I am interested in survivalism but it seems like most survivalists are a bunch of god-fearing crazy racist motherfuckers.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

I remember when survivalists were predominately hippie types who feared a right-wing generated apocalypse - like corporatism collapsing the economy, or warmongers starting WW3. The back-to-nature ones learned self-sufficient organic farming, the tech ones bought nitrogen-filled plastic bins of grain, and they all grew weed. Then when rednecks joined the club it became more about homemade ammunition and defending the perimeter.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Bushcrafting content has a fine line when it pushes over into doomsday prepper. I can get the ideas of having a bit of food/water stocked up for a normal emergency. But if you are preparing industrial quantities of things to survive for years in a bunker you should seek help.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

maybe the best part of being trans is that your trans friend group can buy a ranch in the mountains and stock up on guns and alpaca and you never get mistaken for a race war wisher

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 weeks ago (34 children)

History is kind of the opposite. When someone says they like history I'll get excited and ask what period is their favorite. If they say "Romans" without any qualifiers like Early Republic or Late Eastern Empire, I get a bad feeling and they usually follow up with "and WWII"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

my answer is "mesopotamian" because I like their goofy little sculptures
archeology is cool, humans are just little goblins that really like to live on hills for some reason

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

I'm a white, Christian, male firearms enthusiast from Texas.

That's a tough combination when I'm also extremely leftist.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Why only a "male firearms enthusiast", what about the female firearms? Maybe your not as big of a leftist as you thought.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

I've had so many conversations come to a grinding halt while doing RC stuff, because I realize the person is not only veering the conversation to intentionally toward certain topics, they're expressing right-wing opinions or shoving religion in my face. I've left RC events because they opened with a prayer, or because I've seen too many red hats in the crowd.

I'm sure it's also because of the state I live in, but it's a little disheartening to see so many people in my hobby who would gladly stone me to death in the street once the government allows it.

Also weirdly mountain biking has me fucking confused. So many magats on my trails, and it was my impression that cycling in general wasn't as popular amongst the "anti-woke" crowd. Along with other things they view as a threat to their big metal death boxes that run on dead Dino and plant juices.

Lastly, blacksmithing. I do mostly bladesmithing, but like to try all aspects of it. This hobby is rampant with right-wing nut jobs and I've stopped watching MANY content creators over the years because they started making personal vlog style videos when Biden got elected bitching about how awful and hard it is to be a straight white male in America.

also target shooting but that's a hot topic no matter which way you look, but here's a reminder that armed minorities are harder to oppress

never partake of inebriating substances no matter what type while handling a firearm in any capacity. I've seen too many people at an outdoor range with a beer can beside them. This should get you banned from the premesis.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Alcohol at a range? Id never go back. Stone cold sober people are stupid enough handling weapons.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What's funny is that while Vikings are mostly remembered for their warrior culture, their success as a diaspora came more from their merchant and sailing culture. THEY were the 'immigrants.'

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

I own guns. I love my guns. But I'm not weird about it, I'm all about responsible gun ownership, I don't have an entire armory, and I ESPECIALLY don't open carry.

Ammosexuals give the rest of gun enthusiasts a very bad name.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No fucking shit. As a redneck that hunts and goes fishing, it's miserable being around pretty much any other dude that is a hunter and finds out that I hunt. No hunting buddies or anything for me. I've seen a prayer circle at the gun range before.

Good thing I like solitude, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I do home canning and a fair deal of baking. There's a lot of trad bullshit around this that makes me just go "I'm canning cause I love me some candied jalapeños, not because my husband demands I do"

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is a big problem as a leftist who likes to shoot guns.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Does programming count as a hobby? I waste my free time on it... There's this funny stereotype, of a queer programmer with long, quirky socks, and maybe even a fursona. Despite being a small percentage, such types are often overrepresented online. It used to bother me a little.

Nowadays I'm so, so glad when someone I'm talking to is part of that group. It usually means I don't need to worry about them being weirdly sexist, like women don't suffer enough in STEM already, or insisting that we need to keep politics out of tech (i.e. they want their politics to rule, unquestioned).

(Need something more tangible? Look no further than uncle bob (skip to the bottom). I've seen his books in classrooms, in the office, and let's not speak of online mentions. This is a relatively well-known, respected name in the industry. If you get to know people, you will meet many, many uncle bobs out there.)

Silly feelings on my part? Perhaps. One less thing to worry about, though.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Warhammer 40K entered the chat

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me with my koi pond, before I discovered that most other pond owners are elderly right wing conspiracy theorists who don't believe in crazy stuff like the nitrogen cycle or that mailing invasive plants like water hyacinth or water spangled is illegal.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Nazi punks fuck off. This is not a good example. Every metal enjoyer I know is progressive. It's one of the few communities that is still mostly sane and decent.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (27 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Since we're on Lemmy and all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy#Personal_life

Lemmy collected German military regalia; he had an Iron Cross emblazoned on his bass, which led to accusations of Nazi sympathies. He stated that he collected Nazi memorabilia because he liked the way it looked, and he considered himself an anarchist. He spoke against racism many times. Lemmy said he was against religion, government, and established authority. In 2011, he identified as agnostic, saying: "I can find out when I die. I can wait. I'm not in a hurry." Jeff Hanneman, the founder of the thrash metal band Slayer, befriended Lemmy due to their shared fondness for collecting Nazi memorabilia. According to Keith Emerson's autobiography, Pictures of an Exhibitionist (2004), Lemmy gave him two of his Hitler Youth knives during his time as a roadie for the Nice. Emerson used these knives many times as keyholders when playing the Hammond organ during concerts with the Nice and Emerson, Lake & Palmer before destroying them. Lemmy defended his collection by saying that if his then-girlfriend (who was black) had no problem with it, nobody else should.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Me but with anime and pedophiles

If someone enters a conversation saying child-coding isn't a thing, they get a free block

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Dumbass here, what's child-coding? Those "totally not underage" characters?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

Yup.

"B-b-but ackhshually they're a 1000-year old drago-"

Shut up. They wanna fuck it. It looks like a 10 year old child. They wanna fuck a 10 year old body.

They're not just creeps, but they're cowards who don't even stand by their creepy convictions.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

80% of car guys are racist and conservative 😩

literally everyone I work with is

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (21 children)

Oh, you play video games....?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

"Yeah, I'm a big fan of Hearts of Iron!"

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weightlifters seem to hove about similar parts make up very kind people who just want others to succeed and people who listen to Joe rogan and Jordan Peterson.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Blacksmithing/bladesmithing.

I spent must of my youth fascinated by knives, still am, and this got me into classical metal working. By the time I was 18 I had built a pretty decent working forge in my mom's backyard.

Shortly after 9/11 I took a week long class in bladesmithing in Arkansas. Outside of Blade Forums and the occasional knife show, I'd never really interacted with other knife people. Not a whole lot going on in my large northern city.

The way those bastards talked openly about anyone that wasn't white or Christian turned my stomach. I pretty much kept to myself, it hung out with the one chill hippy from Oregon, or the eternally gob-struck British blacksmiths apprentice (You sell GUNS in a GROCERY STORE?!)

I learned a lot on that trip. Nowadays I don't bring up my knife hobby because I sure as shit don't want to be mistaken for one of those ignorant cretins.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

I've felt the call to get into history of the American Civil War. But I also am white and live in the south.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

I feel this - I really like Norse mythology and I'm super pissed that it has been stolen by racist shitheads.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Whenever some city dweller says they like to go fishing, I immediately think "He's a right winger AND uses fishing as an excuse to cheat on his wife" - this seems to be the case often down here in Brazil

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Old school games enjoyer: “Games used to be awesome… modern games are garbage”

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Morrowind is better than Skyrim

😎

I particularly enjoy the telvanni lore

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I used to enjoy conspiracy theories, because I thought it would be cool if they were true.
Things like cryptids, aliens, etc...
But now all the conspiracy groups are filled with stupid right-wing science deniers.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (25 children)

I don't trust ANYONE who says they are a fan of Warhammer 40K unless they are a fan of a Xeno faction.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Warhammer 40k. I like to paint little green guys and then move them around a battlefield.

A good half of the poeple in this hobby are almost entirely irredeemable

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