Does it come with a drink cooler?
SARGE
a few minutes earlier
"hmm, I'm bored. Oh look here's some people enjoying a small laugh. Imma shit on the fun. How DARE they enjoy a joke I personally don't like. The FOOLS! THE ABSOLUTE MORONS! I simply MUST tell people their frivolity is absurd."
Oh shit me too...
I'm falling asleep already though.... Imma need to set a reminder for tomorrow...
have femme name picked out "just in case, you never know what crazy things the future holds"
have online shopping cart with a few outfits "just in case I decide to make something like that for a friend"
check out realistic breast because it's perfectly normal to want boobs
Still cis though
You can just buy keys.
I actually have a few that I keep in my protest bag.
I also have a couple pairs of cuffs.
I can hear that exclamation point...
Same. I found a funnel that fits perfectly in a plastic cup keep a couple rags in, and the cup is tied to my small can.
Got tired of spilling gas on my fingers.
I might need to make myself a little pump, since I already have everything I need and a 3d printer...
We made it constitutionally protected via the 13th Ammendment. It's bullshit, and one of the many reasons, IMO, why minorities (especially black people) are still disproportionately targeted by law enforcement.
Bruh you can tell us you have superpowers all you want, we have science telling us otherwise.
Well, most likely you will be the poor fucker.
Or you'll show up next time to a little thank you note and a small box with a single beer inside.
I guess you couod show up to all the wood gone, but fingers crossed!
I spent roughly 2 hours getting into geoguessing...
I did some quick and easy ones, with like obvious signs and stuff. After spending 30 minutes tracking down flight info based on the time the photo was taken, I decided I didn't have the dedication for such things and if I couldn't figure it out in 2 minutes based on signs and landmarks, I'm okay with not knowing the exact location a picture was taken.
Hats off to the stalker-level people who can pinpoint the specific 30ft area in a cornfield a video was taken based on time of day, the color of the dirt, a specific toad croak at 12m37s into the video, etc....
Military personnel taking time out of their taxpayer-funded training exercise to get some social media material.
As former enlisted, an argument could be made they were AWOL. They were not in their designated place at their designated time, and did not have permission to do the thing they did.