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You can just buy keys.

I actually have a few that I keep in my protest bag.

I also have a couple pairs of cuffs.

I can hear that exclamation point...

Same. I found a funnel that fits perfectly in a plastic cup keep a couple rags in, and the cup is tied to my small can.

Got tired of spilling gas on my fingers.

I might need to make myself a little pump, since I already have everything I need and a 3d printer...

We made it constitutionally protected via the 13th Ammendment. It's bullshit, and one of the many reasons, IMO, why minorities (especially black people) are still disproportionately targeted by law enforcement.

Bruh you can tell us you have superpowers all you want, we have science telling us otherwise.

Well, most likely you will be the poor fucker.

Or you'll show up next time to a little thank you note and a small box with a single beer inside.

I guess you couod show up to all the wood gone, but fingers crossed!

I spent roughly 2 hours getting into geoguessing...

I did some quick and easy ones, with like obvious signs and stuff. After spending 30 minutes tracking down flight info based on the time the photo was taken, I decided I didn't have the dedication for such things and if I couldn't figure it out in 2 minutes based on signs and landmarks, I'm okay with not knowing the exact location a picture was taken.

Hats off to the stalker-level people who can pinpoint the specific 30ft area in a cornfield a video was taken based on time of day, the color of the dirt, a specific toad croak at 12m37s into the video, etc....

smacks forhead

I even went back up to double check it was goblin....

Clearly I cannot read today. I should go back to sleep...

And China is enslaving people currently.

I mean, the post is about the UK and we're bringing up other countries for no reason, right?

Sorry but that "soulless" goblin is smiling contentedly in the last panel, I find it hard to believe that anything without a soul can feel happy.

.... Maybe the bard is just that good?

My gender-non-specific human, why do you insist on calling every single person here shitty for calling out BS reddit tactics?

Are you in love with their CEO or something? It's a little weird.

I got banned from about 15 subreddits I never even knew existed once by calling out a transphobic dogwhistle, and when I inquired about the bans, the mods insinuated I was a child molester and neo-nazi.

Reddit mods don't need to follow any sort of logic.

And confidently asserting someone is a dick because they got banned from a subreddit is hilarious, and should probably prompt some self-reflection.