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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"Yeah, I'm a big fan of Hearts of Iron!"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"I'm currently playing through [single player game]"

Ah ok, we're probably good

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

A long time ago, when I was a teenager and the first HoI was out, I was only playing Germany. Mostly because it was the only powerful country which felt somewhat manageable without wanting to cry in the convoy screen...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Navy management is actually quite easy, people just overthink it/don't understand that the AI is so flawed it doesn't matter in SP, you just need enough naval superiority in one zone for a single day to Sealion Britain as anyone from Spain to Ethiopia. It's also much easier now that you can claim navies in peace deals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

...There were peace deals in HoI 1? ๐Ÿคจ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is exclusively playing Trotsky better or worse?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is it bad that I played China in SP? I did pretty much take over the world...

It was an interesting run. Just surviving as China in the beginning is extremely hard, but eventually I controlled all of China plus Japan. Then Russia attacked so I took over almost all of Russia. Then the allies attacked, so I blocked them at India and eventually took over India, then North America and finally started pushing into Europe. With no DLC the endgame can become such a painful grind. The only aggressive wars I was in were the early wars to unify China. Other than that I was always on the defensive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Legit, I have a teenager in the family heavily into it, and it is worrying. Are there any good articles on how to handle this specific thing gracefully?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ask them what their favorite faction in that game is, or if there are any mods they've done recently. Could always just be a big nerd for WW2 cause they're a teenager.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah, ww2 history is really interesting lol, it's more a yellow flag than a red flag

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yup. A guy I know was a big WW2 nerd. Also openly gay. Sometimes people just like historic stuff.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, sorry. Even if he only installed the game, it's too late. We're gonna have to put Jr. down.

/s

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pink guy pfp

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Stellaris has entered the chat

My genocidal machine empire is gonna wipe the galaxy of all the filthy xeno scum. I don't even want your worlds, I'm gonna crack that bitch open like an egg because we don't need your pathetic "breathable air"

God damn biologicals.

But seriously, Stellaris is fucking awesome.