And then all of them are "Nicole".
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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i have a different pic in my inbox. do i suppose to collect them all? i want a rare Nicole now
I have them both, so... Yes?
Both? I have three. Are there more?
Oh shit there are three!
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I guess I'm not special enough, Nicole doesn't want to talk to me.
update private_message set deleted = true from person where person.id = private_message.creator_id and person.actor_id in ('https://lemmy.cafe/u/nicole');
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EDIT: lmao cope harder, spammer. Makes it easier to find your alts.
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Is it normal for people to regret what they said on here? Because I tend not to change my mind from downvotes and dumb responses. I do block people though
My only regrets are having to read stupid responses that completely missed the point of what I said because they want to argue with what they think I said.
Occasionally I learn something new from responses, which changes my perspective.
I agree - A lot of people seem so prepared for someone to disagree with them that they seem to misfire on people they agree with. I try to avoid this by starting my comments with "I agree" 😊 ... though even then some people still get confused 🫠
What are you talking about? You're way off base, and completely unreasonable. It's so typical of you people that I have a generalized baseless belief of. What about this other person that has nothing to do with this? Do you agree with them, too? I bet you also hate soldiers defending our country, and probably kittens too.
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Downvotes sometimes make me want to clarify what I wrote on the assumption that it got misinterpreted.
Has that ever worked for you?
I do it a lot and can't think of a single time it worked.
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My thought was more "which of the things I wrote triggered such a reaction?" I'm often surprised.
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My first thought is always "Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again" 😂
Find hot Nicoles in your local Fediverse!
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I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.
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Often followed by, "I said that?"
Then you read your original comment and, no, you didn't say that; someone's just trying to gaslight you or they're straw manning.
Or they keep explaining what you already said because they don't understand nuance or context.
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I know what I said, y'all's angst feeds me.
This would all be easier if you all just agreed with me, the always correct person.
I might not always be right, but I'm never wrong
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Me is, how stoned was I.
A bunch are usually people disagreeing and making up situations to make themselves right… i.e., you posit that the sky appeared blue when you went outside today, the replies are: not if it’s night, not during cloudy days, etc. and at least one that sounds like they disagree but are reiterating what you just said.
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If your in for a wild ride, you can post something like "Steam sucks", or ask anything about "Hexbear". If you just want positive attention, go with "What's the best distro for.....?"
If you just want positive attention, go with “What’s the best distro for…?”
Clearly the best distro is Windows 10!
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Steam does suck though? It's hard to use, and most things are better boiled/blanched or fried.
Looks like we have a noob that wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a kitchen lobby here. Everyone knows that cooking with steam preserves nutrients, enhances flavor, and retains the natural texture of food.
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Look at all these replies! I can't wait to tell all these internet randos how wrong they are!
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This is my primary use of reddit.
Late night shitposting, i instantly forget, and seeing lots of interesting comments in the morning.
Most of the time I know exactly what I'm getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it's me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.
Lmao yeah sometimes. Since I mostly shitpost I just assume that the posts have had the intended effect of either making people laugh or working them up a little about something they care about. Just enough to make them share some stuff they're really passionate about. I like hearing people's unfiltered opinions.
O, i know the feeling
True dat mate.
Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.
Half the time you just have to say "Fuck Tankies" or "Vote DNC" and you'll get 4, 10, or even 20 of the most cookie cutter responses you've ever seen in your life.
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