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You really couldn't buy a better dumbass! No really, he's the greatest dumbass in history (and I know, I have the best people telling me), I hear people say all the time that this dumbass is just stupendous! That's just what people are saying, they say this dumbass, he's the most tremendous dumbass out there, way dumber than Canadian or Chinese dumbasses, they couldn't afford dumbasses like this one, not in communist Canada.

Well, I have the ultimate defense against ransomware, full disk backups. Honestly, with automated backups, the whole world is a little less scary.

One of my favorite signs seen there:

I don't really use the browser on that machine. It still has basic virus protection, and such.

End of security support is no joke.

Well really... that all depends on if you're laughing.

Nope

I still use steam on Windows 7. I don't see the problem.

So you're telling me that millionaires can now literally buy a trump card? Awesome...

Ok, that's a pretty different idea...

I wonder how feasible it is to run current through a whole chunk of drying concrete on a build site... It does sound potentially difficult, but on the other hand, carbon negative concrete might just be worth the added difficulty.

Now the trick will be to convince anyone to use a material that is even slightly more expensive, sometimes achievable, but always a challenge.

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a horse's weight in normal sized ducks?

Honestly, It's a pretty major fuck up. It makes the headline inaccurate by 2 orders of magnitude...

Cause a million bees is what... A dozen hives? I just googled it and it's literally my body weight in bees. Which now that I've said it out loud, is sort of terrifying, but you know what I mean.

They do more Linux and Mac porting than any other company I know. Back in the day I believe they were actually game developer, but they seem to have become specialized in porting games specifically.