SuperEars

Shithead

I read it that way too

First, I'll abolish your milk
Then, I shall abolish your VIRGINITY

I had a dream I worked for a soulless mining corporation. Oh wait..

Hi all! Referencing rule 2 "the entire showerthought should be in the title" I think this one warrants removal but I hate to wipe out good faith interaction in the comments, so I'm locking instead. Please consider resubmitting with a more concise/compliant title, or not. Peace.

And until they behave like nazis, you'd defer to the friendly warning, correct?

Big picture, this is positive news.

That said, I doubt the Admissions and Bursar's offices are isolated from each other.

I see no reason to believe there aren't donors making their feelings known that there is a limit to how far the university can go with this. I'm thinking of the Jurassic Park lawyer smugly saying "We could have a coupon day."

Seems to be 1 player. Too bad, it'd make an awesome 2 player.

Even better if you could do that thing where they nosedive and do the zero gravity thing.

Prank idea: Friends take their human mark onto a seemingly normal nosedive zero gravity simulation flight. Then partway through, all humans go through a door except the mark. A gorilla is released into the cabin. Cameras rolling.

Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

Sounds like Homestar Runner