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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alfred Nobel invented dynamite by stabilizing nitroglycerin with fine sand. He regretted his contribution to the efficacy of warfare, so he created the Nobel Peace Prize.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (9 children)

My man's just now verified it by typing it on the internet

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah it doesn't even make sense. Nitroglycerin was used in mining before dynamite was invented. Usually they'd just have some minority (Chinese most commonly I think) just carry it in. One little bump and boom, that person is dead. So the Invention of dynamite saved a lot of lives.

Also it's not like he invented gunpowder. A story about Mr. Gatling having deep regrets over his invention I could believe. But a guy inventing something that saved a lot of lives in the mining industry? And remember the invention of dynamite was after the US civil war, so warfare was already extremely bloody at that time without any dynamite involved. And how often is dynamite actually used in warfare as opposed to other kinds of explosives?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

But doesn't it though? Stabilizing it for transport saves lives in mining, but it also means it can be carried in the throes of war. Imagine lugging grenades filled with nitroglycerin instead of something stable. I can't verify the story, but it's a stretch to say it doesn't make sense.

The better point is your last, I don't think dynamite specifically was widely used.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

What about that bloke who started all this stuff about alpha and beta wolves?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well he made bad research, then disproved it, but couldn't bottle back all the incels who ran with that shit

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Part of the irony being that even if it were true, there is no reason to make assumptions about human behavior and social structure based on other animals, especially… wild canines? Wtf? There’s a lot of different pack/grouping types throughout the animal kingdom—if anything it would make sense to compare humans to other apes, but at the end of the day it’s still a totally different species that also lacks the social complexity as well as culture and lifestyles humans are capable of because of our higher intelligence. We have some really fucking stupid cultural hang-ups

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Inside you there are two wolves, my friend. One is society and the other is society. We live in a society.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

inside you there are two wolves, they are crucial for keeping the deer population under control

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I think it fits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His life’s work was attempting to get everyone to know that his initial work offered incorrect conclusions and that he had later disproved it. He’s actually a hero.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's a listicle of other inventors who grew to hate or regret their inventions. The creator of Comic Sans is on there, lolz

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Anything from the inventor of the AK-47 regretting the deaths good invention caused and how it doesn't line up with his Orthodox beliefs, to the guy who decided that two slashes should follow an internet protocol saying it wasn't necessary; what a list!

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well, I have seen 2 Labradoodles from the same nest. Two familymembers decided to take one.

They both bark at every little fucking sound, no matter what you do, they both have random moments where they could start biting you.

One of them is just straight up agressive if a man makes a sudden move and needs to be locked up if I come to do a small job in the house.

They definitely need to be trimmed and their behavior issues are very annoying. So if this guy regrets making Labradoodles? Me too, buddy, I regret you actions too.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not to be an asshole, but that also could be that your family are just not good dog owners, I am a bad one too and if I didn't have a calm, adorable rescue dog I'd probably have a dog with shitty behavior too.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not an asshole. The way you treat a dog makes a huge difference. Unfortunately these two are treated like kids. One of the family members wanted to get a husky at first, at least we managed to steer them away from that.

So yes, they are also not good dog owners. But we also had labradors and they were treated the same but never were agressive. Never. Dumb? Absolutely. Happy goofballs? Absolutely. And a lot better as doodles.

Both of the doodles have issues with allergies and skin stuff. And food. They are very peculiar about the food. Allergic to half of it, and some of what they can handle they just don't eat because they don't like it.

Both family members have racked up considerable cost at the vet. The health issues are real. Especially when we did not have the different energies figured out.

And really, what kind of dog is allergic to fucking grass? Grass, of all things??

TLTR: don't get a doodle, get a real dog. And train it properly. Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This can also be the product of a stupid breeder selecting dogs with bad traits, and not the fault of the breed.

Knowing who you are buying from is important. This is relevant for any breed. I don't have an opinion on labradoodles specifically.

That said, shelter dogs all the way.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

Fun fact (because there’s nothing more fun than technicality!): Technically it wasn’t his life’s work. Well before his work on nuclear fission, Oppenheimer was actually responsible for originally theorizing the existence of both antimatter and black holes. He was a more intuitive physicist than a technical one, so he didn’t follow through on these ideas, instead letting others carry the work forward.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (9 children)

There was the guy who came up with the idea of putting lead into petrol, only to see the environmental devastation. He pledged to make something good to compensate and came up with using freons in refrigeration.

He didn't live ling enough to learn of how this blew a huge hole in the ozone layer, because he died tangled in wires of a special bed he designed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, refrigeration also saved lives. Just because there was a major negative side Effekt doesn't mean it wasn't a good invention.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why though? What's wrong with it?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is anecdotal, but most every labdoo I've met has been absolutely neurotic, though there may be a correlation with off tilt owners as well.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

All the energy of the lab with all the problems of a poodle

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The guy originally bred them as a hypoallergenic guide dog, and then they exploded in popularity.

The article basically paints the picture that the original guy bred them the right way (I don't see how), but since then a bunch of unscrupulous breeders and puppy mills have turned two smart, somewhat inherently well behaved, breeds: labs and poodles, to a breed that is more chaotic and dependent (again, I don't see how that's any different from what he did or what most dogs are like).

The article isn't exactly well written or researched. It mostly just quotes him and throws in a couple quotes from Kennel Associations and Facebook pages. Provides no information on where this fits in the wider context of dog breeding.

Honestly, to me it sounds like an uptight dog breeder whose mad that their breed, that is technically a mutt and not recognized as a distinct breed, is the most popular thing they'll ever do in their life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The article basically paints the picture that the original guy bred them the right way (I don't see how),

Speculation, but couldn't he have selectively bred only the smartest, well behaved offspring, while breeders looking to make a quick buck might just breed make as many as possible without regard to temperament?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

“Backyard breeders” tend to breed for looks, so he “created” a great breed that happened to be fucking adorable and then people started targeting the adorable without as much care for the temperament.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Puppy mills. Any time a breed gets popular, those pieces of shit will start breeding any two dogs they can find with no consideration for temperament or health, and idiots pay through the nose for them. Then they're shocked when the dog they were promised would be smart and affectionate is anxious and aggressive.

I had a rescue doodle that came from a puppy mill that shut down, and he was in horrific shape. He physically couldn't sit for probably a year because his hips were in so much pain. I took him to a groomer and she had to shave him before and after his bath because he was so filthy and matted. He jumped at every loud noise for years. He was also incredibly gentle and sweet once he trusted us, but it was clear that the woman who owned him only cared about the state of the puppies, and kept the parents in appalling conditions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Turns two very good breeds into a mystery box. The breeders claim that they are hypoallergenic, which is not guaranteed, and they claim that they don't need to be groomed, but they usually do. Most reputable breeders don't breed them so they are usually in worse health than pure bred dogs from a reputable breeder for more money.

Basically, they are a scam. The puppies sure are cute though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49826945

TL:DR, mental conditions, health issues, and bandwagoning by unscrupulous breeders who cross any breed with poodles to "be the first"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

K cup guy regrets the waste his product is responsible for.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's wrong with labradoodles?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Mostly the people who own them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We have a cavoodle, basically a smaller version of this breed.

He’s not aggressive, basically a big wuss-bag, but he gets along with our 2yo like a house on fire!

My biggest issue with the breed is that they seem to hhave no sense of self-preservation - picking fights with much larger, more serious dogs (German Shepherds, Border Collies etc.), and are one of the only breeds I have ever encountered that aren’t primarily motivated by food.. ours in particular is a ridiculously fussy eater.

Our in-house joke about him is that he’s not a dog at all, but a sentient teddy bear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw a chichuaua attack my border collie once, she somehow flipped it on it's back, put a paw on it's neck, snarled at it, then let it go.

She handled that better than most humans would have.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are absolute crackheads. Adorable, fuzzy, crackheads.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

John Huffman, the chemist who originally developed the synthetic cannabinoids later found in K2/Spice, has repeatedly warned that these compounds were never meant for recreational use.

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