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Linux is not magic. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stop making such a foss about it

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Keep going! But first let me grep some popcorn

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sudo you have to keep making puns?

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's starting to get awk

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Oh shutup -h now

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah he speaks like an old docker lost in the port

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I'm gonna steal it.

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna ~~steal~~ fork it.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

2 le-git? 2 le-git to quit?

Yes I'm old.....

HAMMER TIME!!!!

scuttles off dancing like a crab having a seizure

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These images are from a mobile game. You should cite the author.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's called Stone Story RPG and it's on Steam as well.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Done, thanks

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

There has to be code for this somewhere.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I see that mages #1 and #2 have been playing Fester's Quest.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago

It might as well be, for how little I understand it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The first and the third guy are making two different kinds of fireworks. I prefer the 1st one, but variety is the spice of life. So there's absolutely merrit in the 3rd one.

That second one though......it just disappears with no firework. What's he even DOING with his life??? I bet his father is rightfully ashamed of him wasting his talent.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

Wavy-swirly is the best one.

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Oh my. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣 💜