Programmer Humor

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

For some reason, this just sparked an ancient memory of the Geek Code, which was a sort of signature block you could append to your emails and online bios to show off how much of a geek you were in the geekiest fashion possible.

Goddamn I'm old.

Of all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.

Funnily enough, that is a keyword in rust.

(it's a placeholder to remove any bikeshedding)

I’m not so sure. Send a link.

I always thought it was "prizes"

So you like rust https://doc.rust-lang.org/beta/unstable-book/language-features/yeet-expr.html

*Gen Z assembly

Every generation is peddled two insane concepts:

When they are young, they are told that they have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.

Then when they are old, they are told young people have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.

Then you die.

I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.

I have many gray hairs, but here's what I know.

• Highkey and lowkey - obvious and subtle.

• fax is "facts" - true. Often in the sense of agreement.

• Fuck around and find out - do something risky and reap the consequences

• It's giving - how it makes you feel, or what it reminds you of.

• Cap and no cap - lying and telling the truth.

• Big yikes - bad, especially cringey.

• Tea - (n) gossip. (v) "spill the tea"

• Shoutout - give credit to someone. I don't think this one makes much sense here.

• Yap - talk, especially too much or unnecessarily.

• Yeet - throw, often without careful aim. (Unlike "Kobe", which is a throw with aim)