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The way he holds that laptop in the second panel horrifies me.
He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
Maybe the causation is the other way around. People are only willing to attend a statistics class once they are on the way (but not fully aware yet) to understand that correlation doesn't imply causation.
I like the meme, but I don't think it actually works. The implication here is that there's a correlation between confusing correlation with causation and dying. But there isn't such a correlation. You are statistically equally likely to die either way
~~THATS THE JOKE~~
I see the confusion now. It’s evident in the thread below. Carry on.
No, it's not. The joke is that there is a correlation, but that actually correlation doesn't mean causation. But here we have a situation where there is neither correlation nor causation.
The problem is that the joke suggests that correlation is when A -> B (or at least it appears as such). Implication (in formal logic) is not the same as correlation.
Sorry to get mathematical..
P(A∣B)=P(A) iff
P(B∣A)=P(B) iff
P(A∩B)=P(A)P(B)
->𝐴 and 𝐵 are uncorrelated or independent.
There is no correlation with events with probability 1
isn't that just Bayesian apologist propaganda?
*jumps in an unlabelled Frequentist van* "Floor it!"
Don't even need to bring probability into this. Death is certain, and correlation requires variance.
Yup.
If the rate of dying is 100% for all humans.
Then the rate of dying for both humans who confuse correlation and causation and those who don’t is 100%. Hence there is no correlation between the confusion and dying. So no one is confusing correlation or causation, because neither are present.
This is why you never check the comments on a joke you initially thought was funny.
You are statistically equally likely to die either way
That just adds an additional layer to the joke without undermining the intended punchline about people confusing the two.
Leave this here: https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
Wow, I nearly ignored your link - glad I didn't!
I think some of the expandable GenAI "made-up explanations" and "images" on that page are the icing on the cake.
I knew a guy who did that one time. Know what happened? He's DEAD.
His name was Jimi Hendrix!
I've never confused correlation with causation and I'm not dead. I think I know why
Brilliant!
Me: 'It sure looks like rising CO2 levels are bringing climate change."
Them: "coRreLaTIOn dOes Not MEan cAusaTIon!"
water cures covid
I mean, yes. But also...

That's the joke....
I absolutely got whooshed there.
Ohhh. It was a joke?
