Oh, bother.
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I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don't think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!
Your signature, "JK obv", where obv is obviously short for Obviously; related to "JK row", where row is of course short for Rowling.
If it were two 'Rowlings', you might be sisters. But being two 'JK's, by logical deduction you must be the same person, having recently married and taken your husband's surname, Mr. Obv(iously).
Hence, your expanded name, "JK Obv née Row"
Flawless logic.
JK obv
Did you get married recently? You should sign it,
JK Obv (née Row)
so people know who you are ;p
"Oh, SHIT!"
flush
And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.
I will go shit in the woods
Then can you compete with the bear?
Ford himself took criticism for this. His answer was, if I don't drive other companies' cars, how do I make sure mine are better!
And the 'p' for privacy.
'Smart' means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.
You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.
Hardly the case here, they're just pointing out facts, for those of us who prefer our righteous outrage guided by truth rather than carelessness.