tetris11

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

I place a steady hand on their shoulder and force them to the floor. If they're going to apologize, then they can start by licking my boots for the great transgression they have put upon me.

Do they not know how to properly beg for mercy in the company of their betters? Their lack of foresight deeply upsets me, and as they sit there bawling their eyes out, I gently remind them of all their failings in life.

It usually leaves me quite chipper, and I spend the rest of the day regaling them in tales of my success and generosity, and bring up studies relating to genetics, phrenology, and sharp leather attire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It might have to do with your I2C? Install ddcutil and tell us what it detects

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It was a moment of easy unscripted spontaneity, on a popular platform known for pushing out the most desperately formulaic content for the sole purpose of making money.

Things like that have a lot of staying power because their intent was pure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

A vast calm, wilderness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing he became friends later on in life with Arthur Itis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Meelo hits an ox

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The devils hands make for idle playthings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weird post.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not the first time, he's just baked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2022 German coup d'état plot

In December 2022, German authorities foiled a far-right coup attempt orchestrated by members of the Reichsbürger (Citizens of the Reich) movement, a group that denies the legitimacy of modern Germany and seeks to restore the German Empire. The plot involved plans to overthrow the federal government, storm the Bundestag (parliament), and install Heinrich XIII Prince Reuss, a descendant of the former German aristocracy, as the new head of state. The conspirators envisioned a monarchist government modeled on the pre-World War I German Reich

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

It's sort of like a total eclipse of the heart, but like, with a cake, and your mouth, and I don't know how metaphors work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Brits: phew, at least we're safe!

 
 
 

A66 is a cracking track and a disappointing motorway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cslT4fQPt9Q

 
  • Easy Mode: Weird Al tracks are allowed.
  • Hard Mode: No Weird Al.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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