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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 152 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

Amazing work, lol

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

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[–] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Connect and any half decent app as well

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

[–] Statick@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

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[–] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

[–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm..

Well now I know exactly how I compare to all of these men in a very literal sort of way, since I’m apparently the exact same height as Kevin Hart. Tho I am a bit surprised that the first person I dated is the same height as the rock. He looks a lot bigger.

So that’s fun! Thanks for providing that info :)

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[–] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Kevin Hart and Dwayne the Johnson always play this bit in front of the camera and pretend that they don’t like each other.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dwayne the Johnson

I'd really rather not think about Dwayne's johnson.

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[–] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

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[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

None as tall as Grant

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There has to be at least one person shorter than Kevin Hart

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who is taller than the Willow actor, who is himself taller than the Mini-me actor. I think the scale stops there though.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's not a fish

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