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Oh hey, it's my childhood

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Hmm that credit is kinda clashy huh, wonder if he’s redone it

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until she's married and her spouse's parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she's completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was me. Leave the house at 8 AM, get home after midnight, every place pressuring you to eat a full large meal and why you gotta leave soooo early.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why not do the visits over a few days like we do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People died and I also got divorced

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Man, childhood sure has changed. Married at 6, devorced by 11, alcoholic by 13, mid-life crisis by 17.

sniffle

They grow up so fast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Are you the Vicar of Dibley? https://youtu.be/2aq3DNSF-jc

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ricky, your marriage was a hollow shell. It was a cruel charade.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what this is referring to but I felt that deep inside my chest

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh jeez. It's been so long since I've seen that thank you.

But 4real tho my marriage was a hollow shell and a cruel charade

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn dude good you’re out(?) (or no I should go with FIRM exclamation marks, !!)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I moved out a while ago, the divorce is taking forever.

Man my mental and physical health hasn't been better.

She was hot, but goddamn, hot ain't worth what I went through.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aww mann…

Hope that turns around dude!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It will. I've lost ~70 lbs since moving out.

I got a promotion, got some recognition at work. House prices are stupid so I'm going to keep renting until living anywhere doesn't make sense.

I'm thinking about leasing a BMW gran coupé.

My hair has been thinning into a crown for a while, so I'm considering just going bald and owning it. Look more confident at least, if not youthful.

Regardless how it all plays out, I'm better now. Won't look back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

All right!!

You familiar with that car? Comes to mind in a big city someone might have the exact trim you’re interested in on Turo (“Airbnb for cars”). Lease sounds like the move - who wants to deal with maintenance on those things, please no!

Head shave… can’t be worse than the crown so why not try?!

💪

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I gotta say, this shit was real tite as a kid. Now I have to drive.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Is Santa the monkeys paw?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh man.... as a child of divorce I should feel bad about how hard I laughed at that.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Architect buddy of mine, very smart man both in IQ and EQ, handled this extraordinarily well with his young children.

"Now you have TWO families that love you very much. Just because mommy and I don't live together, that doesn't change anything about our love and ability to care for you. You will safe and loved no matter what."

Picking my kids up on the 26th. Ugh. 15-hour round trip, and again in a week. Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glad it's a better situation than my experience

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I just didn’t see my father anymore haha.

My step dad was great though. He was a batshit crazy and dumb hillbilly, but he loved us. My father disappeared after he and my mother divorced. My step dad was there after he and my mom divorced, until he died a few years ago. That man had troubles and more troubles, but he would have dropped anything to help me out to the best of his ability.

In defense of my father, my mom didn’t make it easy. At all. I don’t blame any of them though. They did the best they could with what they were equipped with.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mom and dad is having a divorce so she will celebrate Christmas twice (ince with mum and once with dad)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mom said it's all your fault too because you were a mistake and they don't love you anymore, I heard them fighting over who had to take you, dad said he would do it if he got the house and mom screamed "I would rather be homeless than have to keep her in my house."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Im pawing my monkey right now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The parents are getting a divorce, meaning the kid will celebrate Christmas twice, once with each parent

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That's us this year.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Santa Monkey Pawed her, he technically granted her wish, she's getting 2 Christmases....via making her parents divorce

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me too until reading the replies, I thought it was about Christmas being on different dates for Western (Protestant + Catholic) and Eastern Orthodox Christians.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was thinking she was only going to live long enough to see two Christmases...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This hits the feels. I was 15 when my parents divorced. I was crushed. My younger sister however, was giddy. Not because she thought the divorce was cool, but because her best friend told her that after her parents divorced, she got 2 really amazing christmases with expensive gifts that tried to outshine the other parent. Oh, but not us… we were poor. Reality hit next year for her, when my mom couldn’t afford food, let alone gifts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I was 22. It just went on for 5 years. They're both better generally happier now, but christ that was rough.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

At least after solstice, it will start to get lighter now? 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Here's my naive and privileged ass thinking they broke the news about Santa Claus to prevent having to do Christmas twice.

Sorry to everyone who had to endure their parents divorce. ♥️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

She has bone cancer and will die in a little over one year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Damn boneitis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Monkey paw?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of this scene from the Good Boys movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Me too, fren. Me too.