Everyone needs to stop paying attention to the magic act going on center stage and go see what’s going on with the group behind the curtain.
Seriously, has no one thought of the shareholders!??!
I mean, as a bald man I no longer need to answer the question “does the carpet match the drapes?”. Solving problems, the best way.
Reminds me of this comic.
New loans pay off the old loans. The cycle repeats. Seriously, if you zoomed out and looked, the billionaires and some upper 9 figure millionaires are in debt against their assets which clears on death. But the debt itself is low interest, and the assets are appreciating faster. Its one reason they say “hit a million and never worry about money”, though I think that number is like 5mil now.
You never actually spend your money…
Buy, Borrow, Die!
You know you can just compost it, no need to eat something bad for you.
Sweet. I just invented a screwdriver that fits that design! I’ll make sure I farm out the product creation to china so I can sell these for cheap on anmazin and make sure there’s a need for multiples due to the shitty quality of the material. I’m thinking built in faults in the handle that slowly snaps if you tap the end or drop the product.
I’ll make millions!!!!!
/s seriously, how does this help humanity? What the fuck does this do other than make sure I can’t choose where or how I repair my car?
Looks like fun.
You really should eat that banana before it goes bad. I see spots on it and one area looks soft and bruised.
Dreams for thee, not for me. Wealth is a carrot for the poor and uninformed to chase. In the end, only those who cheat or take advantage of others, win.
Fun tidbit, 10yr old me misunderstood the expelled gasses learned in science class and felt I was doing my part by making sure I farted by a tree and not letting it go to waste.
An unannounced feature? I was working on my mac and had turned on the new immersive environment for a quick peek at the new one, and I see my mac keyboard showing through when my hands are near. Nice feature for sure.
I ran a small hobby site that generated custom lambda to make a serverless, white label “what’s my ip” site. It was an exercise in learning, that was repeatedly beaten in by OpenAI. robots.txt was useless and cloudflare worked wonders after I blocked all access to the real site for all ips but cloudflare.
Cost was near $1000 for just 2 weeks of it repeatedly hitting the site and I wish I got credit.