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[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Horses love it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

did they stutter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

The only place I bet.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's all also porn.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Mr Hand's computer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to see the psp folder!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You can't fool Everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wait, you don't have vampire porn?

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