bazus1

'elections in four years'... I wish I had your optimism.

Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I might need a little more help with this one. You start with an iceberg, famous for its concealed mass, and title with a quote about how obfuscation isn't necessary in the 3-decade-old modern era. Are you hanging a lampshade on the idea that we, the public, won't recognize the inherent contradiction? What aspect of government are you trying to match up with the quote?

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That's what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

... and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

I mean, five dollars is five dollars.

I'd suggest both Balance: Unlimited and Undead Murder Farce.

An overturned Citizens United headlines a better, if not the best, timeline.

Yeah, that first movie was a huge gamble, but by gawd did it pay off.