The fact that people are trying to emulate Trumps dementia riddled speech patterns is very concerning.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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They're not emulating - they're as fucking stupid as he is.
Yes they are. Far right People all over the world are trying to emulate him. And it is stupid.
Consider the source - HE'S stupid. That's why he appeals to stupid people - he's just a little bit less stupid than they are. His brains didn't put him in the white house - criminals did.
Trump's not stupid, he's a sociopath, schemer and grifter though, he's making billions of the people who elected him (and those who didn't) , he has near unlimited power, immunity from any law, command of the biggest military on earth and as he stated he can say the stupidest stuff, grab women by the pussy, or shoot someone in Times Square and people will clap. He's not the stupid one, those who elected him are.
the witchcraft dude though...
Someone should take a serious look at whatever school that crazy person came out of. They failed.
They had preacher — I mean, they’re doing like prayers on TikTok so he can win the governorship. I mean, they’re like … it’s like demonic stuff that they’re doing, right?
Weird how the party of tough alpha wolf macho men is constantly looking for new dumb shit to be terrified of
I thought y'all believed in freedom of religion? Witch is a religion
Fr I do really hate that being pagan is so controversial in so much of the country
Wiccan is a religion. Or animist, or Hekate follower, or Hellenist.
Even "pagan" isn't a religion, it's the absence of Christian religion from a Christian perspective. It's an Othering term.
Witch is just a title, like mailman or umpire or hot dog salesperson. If you do witch stuff, you're a witch. If you weld stuff, you're a welder.
But when a Christian does witch shit, they're a "mystic" as a loophole they invented to retcon the "evil mean pagan" stuff they tried to destroy and realized later were things they liked.
I thought these shitbags only wanted to take us back to the 40s and 50s for bigotry and interracial suspicion and all that black/white segregation stuff and ... it was not a good time in my opinion. But we seemed to be fixing it. (surprisingly all that bigoted shit we were making go away has returned by truckload these days under trump - this for another time).
Now these dipshits want to take it back to the 1500's for some Plymouth era witch hunts.! Didn't the fucking republican dipshit, you know the clown puppet with the orange face? Didn't that fucker go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON about "witch hunts"? Every investigation into his criminal actions was/is "a witch hunt"? Is this the witch you seek, assclown?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE SHIT NOZZLES???
Worse... what the fuck is the matter with the idiot shitnozzles who believe in this crap???
Until she's weighed, and found to weigh, the same as a duck, this is entirely baseless.
She turned me into a newt!!!
stop joking ? last time we got Gingrich! :)
You got better?
Yah...
It's funny but sad that so many are bamboozled by all this superstition and supernatural stuff, indoctrinated and then never got out of it, stay in the safe comfort of dualism and don't have to think for self. They benefit from the system and indoctrinate their children too, just obey, it's easier than thinking, but hurts other people with the bad policies!
Reminds me of Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell needing to issue a preemptive denial back in 2010.
Wtf and in the northeast no less…
To save you a click:
The state senator had seemingly drawn his conclusions from a series of playful TikTok videos posted by Holscher’s 20-year-old daughter, Maddie, who had shared clips of her and her mom brushing their teeth set to a song from the Wicked soundtrack.
“Casting a spell so my mom wins Kansas Governor except she’s so done with me,” Maddie Holscher captioned one clip from April, in which she waves her arms around her mother.
being a little silly with your kids to the music of a disney musical film?
she's just like a lot of other moms out there, and totally unlike the far-right wackos in the current administration.
republicans believe anything social media or a news network tells them.
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why would you name your city have witchita then.
That's their Wichita line, man.
Witch honeypot.
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
They like the benefits of being in the in-group and protect their privilege all they can, even with incantations against witches, goblins and other supernatural forms lol! This goes way back to Europe and the Cautio Criminalis!
As an American, some do, others see it as explicit rejection of the in group/Christianity and hate it for that reason, still others just see it as a means of dehumanization that'll get the dumbfucks on their side riled up. The politicians though, most of them ain't believe in squat beyond what makes them more powerful. If the politicians believed in witchcraft that can overpower prayers you'd best believe they're secretly doing spells for their benefit.
Yes.
Kansan here, Masterson probably doesn't believe it, but I also bet he's not entirely sure. There will be a small subset of voters who actually believe it because the American Heresy is strong. The vast majority of his voters/Kansans will literally never hear about this. And if they did, my guess is that most wouldn't believe it and most wouldn't change their vote if they heard about it.
Party loyalty is dumb.
I used to say: " They are not that stupid, they think you're that stupid."
Now I say: They they aren't that stupid, they know you're that stupid.
It's dehumanization language, make the enemy an "other".
Some are true believers, but most seem to treat it like a football game or something mentally where as long as their team or the one issue they vote (usually abortion, bigotry or guns) is satisfied they don't care about all the other performative crap.
Unfortunately, a large percentage of the Christian population in North America actually believes that witchcraft is A Real Thing that needs to be fought against tooth and nail. I was raised by people like this, who believe to this day that Harry Potter is evil because "spells" and "magic" are evil, as though they're some kind of insidious gateway to hell itself. It's madness. :)
Well they weren't entirely wrong on Harry Potter... Books about spells and magic may not be evil but their author sure is 🤣
Christians in 2006 🤝 Trans and Palestine Activists in 2026
"JK Rowling is the Devil"
Exactly how is a 'spell' any different from a 'prayer'?
That’s literally their issue with it. The thinking goes, if you’re essentially praying, but not praying to god, then you must be working with the devil.
The endorsement from God is also entirely arbitrary and conditional too, of course. Tallarico might say he's a Christian, but he advocates for a world where the first become the last, and the least become the greatest. To his opponents it's the worst kind of heresy
they voted for trump, twice… they are that stupid
many of them voted for him three times!
If they voted twice, you can be pretty sure they voted thrice for that grifter.
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I figured this was going to start soon. I have made friends with a Murder in my neighborhood, I am related to two accused witches one of whom was hung in Salem and I own a black cat so I expect to be named in the upcoming witch trials too.
Hanged*. hung means something very different.
I was hung in Salem. I’m hung at home, too.
She’d be cooler if she were.
This person belongs in a mental ward.
So his opponent is practicing her Freedom of Religion. In this instance, Wicca. If he's a solid Catholic, he's free to go drink the literal blood and eat the literal flesh of Jesus (after transubstantiation) during mass. By the same token, she should be free to perform whatever spell/s she likes. That doesn't make her 'demonic'. Unless she's literally summoning demons, in which case, Masterson needs to play The Best Song in the World.
Exactly!
Unless she's literally summoning demons
...and even then, just like Neo-charismatic movement evangelicals summoning their "Holy Ghost" which makes them speak in tongues, it'd be Freedom of Religion.
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