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“Like I said, my opponent, she didn’t even hide it,” Masterson added. “She talked—they had witch—I mean, they’re doing like witchcraft spells on TikTok so she can win the governorship. I mean, they’re like … it’s like demonic stuff that they’re doing, right? Just in your face that way.”

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 23 hours ago

Trump's not stupid, he's a sociopath, schemer and grifter though, he's making billions of the people who elected him (and those who didn't) , he has near unlimited power, immunity from any law, command of the biggest military on earth and as he stated he can say the stupidest stuff, grab women by the pussy, or shoot someone in Times Square and people will clap. He's not the stupid one, those who elected him are.

the witchcraft dude though...