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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 59 points 4 days ago

I have great respect for Gagarin, he went through grueling training and risked his life just to not be in Soviet Union for 1.5 hours

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is getting out of hand.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know who Kim is, that's already too much. I know there's a passel of them, but I have gone out of my way to not know who they are, or even recognize them.

Soon, their nepo-babies will reach exploitation age, and they'll inflict those animals on us as well.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Kim, that's it! And she was or still is married to the pedo rapper?

Edit: My bad she was married to Kanye not Drake. Thanks to @Uroman@sh.itjust.works for pointing it out

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're welcome:) worth noting, Kanye is not and has never been accused of sexual violence, including manipulating underage girls, while Drake has been accused of sexual activities with underage girls. Kendrick Lamar made a song about it that was played on the half time show in one of the more recent Super Bowl games, I think the one before last.

Kanye and Drake did have a song together with Eminem and I think Kid Cudi (it was alright, if you're into that kind of thing, I don't remember the name). :p

I just vaguely remember a F.D. signifier video on all this. That's where I take most of my "lore".

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

You're welcome:) worth noting Kanye is not and has never been accused of that sort of insanity~

[–] five_bucks@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She’s currently dating Lewis Hamilton. And I know this, not because I give a shit about celebrity, but because I’m amused by people strapping themselves into precision-engineered Formula 1 ~~ground-missiles~~ race cars.

This site has the weirdest virtue signaling.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pedo rapper? Which one, lol.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The guy who played in Degrassi in a wheelchair.

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Are you just a racist or something? You're confusing Drake, who is known having sex with 16 year olds, and who Kendrick Lamar made a song about, with Kanye West, who has never been accused of pedo activity, though he is often referred to as a schizophrenic raciat who loves hitler and jewish people. Kanye West is famous for R&B, not mostly rap, not that he doesn't rap.

Go ask Samuel L Jackson about a commercial after working in the Matrix.

edit: ight idk if I'm being harsh but this really irked me. People criticize Kanye for a lot, but as someone who is outspoken for Unchained At Last and has been somewhere unfortunate, it bothers me when people just throw pedo accusations at people who have never had anything on their plate (well in regards to that, he is known to be a total spaz but I love it). Pardon the wall of text.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No I just thought Kim dated Drake. But I get that she dated Kanye now. I'm more aware of the musicians and their art than the whole celebrity dating scene. I guess that's correlated to not being into Kardashian stuff.

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Well maybe she did for all I know so I guess fair enough, but she's an adult so she's clearly too old for him

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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

My exact thought...

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ppl have heard of yuri im sure...

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago

wholesomeyuri, toxic yuri and many other subgenres

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 12 points 5 days ago

Goes to space, comes back alive; goes to air, dies.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I can only name Kim Kardashian. You mean there’s more of them???

[–] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Khlokwork, Käärijä, Klostein and Kbin Kardashian

[–] Klostein@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

Immer diese berühmteren Namensvetter Angry Feddit.org logo shaking fist and saying "grrr"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

Khlokwork, Käärijä, Klostein

That's my IKEA shopping list sorted then

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a whole clique, who had their own reality show afaik. I don't know any of those, either, but it's a beautiful case of failing upwards

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Gul Dukat, Garak, Nope only 2

[–] renormalizer@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Our boy Damar, Seska (technically), Garak's father/mentor Enabran Tain. That's five. Also, Gul Macet (Marc Alaimo's first Cardassian role from TNG), though I had to look up the name.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was at the one where he's just Dukat with a rather bad goatee?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, stopped reading after he "strapped himself to a giant ass-missile"...

/jk

He was the original member of Jackass

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I started removing the hyphen because of people like you. It is now "giantass" when I spell it out. Do something with that, fucker. 😈

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Okay, "giant assmissile"

Same same but different

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

I don't think I could name one Kardashian.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Do the kids not know who Yuri Gagarin is?

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was a teenager when i realised that I was paying too much attention to Chris Brown and Rihanna tussle. It was a gradual process that I actually became more interested in nerdy stuff like news (mainly geopolitics), military and history (thanks to strategy games) and environment (I should probably switch my career to this once I feel more financially secure).

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The fact that those topics are considered nerdy is really sad. These are all topics everyone should be concerned with.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Do you interact with non nerdy people?

They think it's sad nerdy people are interested in nerd topics, and not the Kardashians. They also think you're anti-social and elitist and pretentious if you don't watch reality TV several hours per week, or sports.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

i feel like yuuuuuriiiiii gagarin (gagarin)

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gagarin was, as it says, the first to go to space and come back alive. Whether that's true is debated. Gagarin was probably not the first to go to space, or come back. He was just the first to survive and land in the USSR.

There's a conspiracy theory that the first human to survive a trip to space was Vladimir Ilyushin, but he touched down in China. As well as a "number" of lost cosmonauts who "disappeared" https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

who cares dog did it first

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they went through a lot of monkeys before using a dog

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

dumb jokes aside i thought dog was before chimp

yea laika was first

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, not so much the coming back part...

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago

minor details

he made it back eventually

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yuri Gaggin' ? :3

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