Thebeardedsinglemalt

TNG Worf would get pwned in a slap fight with an infant.

DS9 Work would absolutely demolish his opponents even if 4v1.

And poisoning their own bodies with cigarettes.

He can justify his way around lying like he did in TUC.

Valeris: A lie?

Spock: An error.

Or for Vulcans to go crazy at all, since there was that shooter on DS9 with the transporter sniper rifle

Inconclusive. Are we sure it's not Aakar, son of Aakam

“Aliens have landed! They call themselves ‘humans’ and they crossed a billion-trillion miles of empty, deadly, radioactive space to reach us!”

Humans: We've come to bring you democracy and freedom in exchange for your oil.

We'd get the ones who take one look and say "we're not letting them fuck up our society".

Oh yeah, very familiar with mirror episodes...at least the ones not discovery.

At this point the first contact we'd get is they'd raid the alien ship, find crazy tech that could cure most of the world's diseases and end starvation...but small groups of people hoard it and get rich instead of advancing us 100 years to create a utopia

That or they'd use to tech to try and conquer other countries, inadvertently start another world war and nukes start flying in every direction

Why does he look like his face knows he had one drink too many but he hasn't recognized it yet

Picard: I was part of a loving family with plenty of close friends while being a productive member of society working towards saving the planet...but it was futile so I consider that pretty traumatizing

O'Brien: I was a prisoner in a single room with a sand floor for 2 decades constantly on the brink of starvation and my only interaction with other sentient beings was a single other prisoner whom I mistakenly killed over moldy food

Is the Orion smiling because the role called for it...or because he got just a tad bit of Jolene Blalock underboob