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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 36 minutes ago
[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

More specifically, he's threatening colonoscopy. Endless surveillance of your intestines.

[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 2 points 2 hours ago

And we’ll put a falling blade in your neck.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

If it's up my ass, is it facing inward looking at my colon or facing outward looking at my underwear?

In the 90s, there was a funny website that had an article on the "world's first rectal camera." It was an article so I think it covered the "why" and "who" and "how" and everything. When they got to the photos, they were just normal photos with a round black border around them.

It was funny. I wish I could find it again.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Genuinely how hard is it to at least pretend you're not a nazi pedophile while being a nazi pedophile?

Not that I'm complaining necessarily. At least they're making it easy to know which companies to avoid.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yes ok, if you really want to see it, but I gotta know: how many raccoons is one camera?

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Gotta be less than 2 according to the meme.

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 47 points 17 hours ago

A long time ago, my then-scrum master pitched an idea to us: ID badges with little microphones. The microphones wouldn't record anything, but they'd constantly monitor the ambient noise to see if we were having the kind of excited, buzzy conversations that signaled innovation. Once we had them, we could tune our days to maximize innovation.

I was brand new at the company but I told him that everyone was trying to catch lightning in a bottle, but nobody was willing to build a fucking battery. Then I told him the day we adopted that policy, I'd hand in my resignation. It never came up again.

Motherfuckers will try anything and they always have.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

but will it feature a flashlight? or night vision? or heat vision? or infrared? so many questions...

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It has Electrodes for delivering motivational shocks.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

oh well... thats a whole new can of worms...

[–] ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I feel like a simple....70% power jab to the head when billionaires say stupid shit would stop them saying a lot of dumb shit.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

I feel like we could easily go up to 700,000,000% with much better results

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Thats called a colonoscopy

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Gonna say... don't try to sweet talk us with Healthcare now motherfucker... it's time for you to go.

I was thinking, this is corporate medical screening.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no! Someone forgot all the fancy dances we do today is so the common populace doesn't eat the ruling classes! Looks like we should remind him.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Demonstration time?

[–] AviAdi@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Billionaire lawyer of Morgan and Morgan sponsor of tampa bay buccaneers 🤮 https://share.google/tZyx9RlE84v6nd2as what an ad🤮

[–] Steve@communick.news 9 points 18 hours ago

Where's the link?

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

This dude spending too much time on Youporn....or something like that.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I didn't know there was a fetish of learning what Taylor Farms really provides.