BilSabab

exactly

except when you're sketching out your plan to rob a bank. in this case, your pencil is literally a narc.

yeah, and always online with GPS on

you get lead credits - after you reach the limit - it locks you out of using the thing

It's not ok but that where we at.

this motherfucker looks beautiful

nothing good will come out of this if there's big tech venture capitalists involved. if these guys were in charge of developing a pencil - we would've been stuck with styluses and told that this is peak tech.

Two in one shampoo and conditioner with jesus reminded me of that time our town had christian-themed sushi bar and its name was - you guessed it - JESUSHI! Wonder why they went out of business so fast...

i see. gotta try it out for myself

seems like too much messing around to make it a widespread solution.

you never forget the moment someone spells it out for you. i used to work in local newspaper - and it was always a wild goose chase type of thing. You work fast because there is always some shit happening. Then i switched into marketing and started doing copywriting jobs. One day i finished the assignment in like an hour and the lead came to me and shared some wisdom "nah, you need to make some revisions and the revisions are SEND THIS SHIT FIVE HOURS LATER, HAVE SOME DIGNITY".

if these folks were serious about their privacy - they would be running fucking Qubes