Programmer Humor

A German three letter agency had a similar ad. They were looking for someone who was proficient in encryption, hacking, protocols on Windows, Mac and Linux, and a few other things in that area. Experienced both in programming and leadership. And as a cherry on the top, this person would have to have knowledge about all the legal aspects of all of this, too.

All for a midrange bureaucrat salary. A security expert commented on this something like "if i had someone with that kind of skill set and experience, I would hire him out for a daily fee about as high as their offered monthly salary."

Wait this is just my current job but with double the pay...

fuck I gotta get a new job

Am I crazy that those sound reasonable IT manager level things? If company size is 100-200 endpoints, the IT manager should understand all of these, if he/she doesn't, I would not want to work at that IT team

P1: Printer not working again!

P2: Ah I'll go tell that programmer guy

That company, probably

Well it doesn't say you have to do any of them well.

You won’t get away with 100k if printer issues are included.. your soul and those of the other employees would be a start.

anything to do with printers better be 200k or higher

Eh I had a job like this. Was for a small company. If that was a large corp id say fuck no but if small company? Its fine.

Typical of a 20-30 people company where everyone has to do different things.

That looks closer to a 220~260k salary job posting.

100~110k in LA area is entry level IT.

Honestly, this is what we currently have at our mid sized company. We get paid dogshit, nobody has a dedicated position we're just all "IT" and we do everything to keep shit running

Meanwhile CEO makes 3mil a year while planning to ~~sell~~ merge the company with another one and get the golden parachute.

This is basically my current job. Almost the same pay (120k) in the Seattle area.

I work 50-70 hours a week

Would be an OK salary for most of Europe. Most countries here have relatively solid health care insurance, affordable education and a pension fund included, so that some of the biggest costs of living in the US don't even make a dent in the salary.

I worked a short stint as a network administrator for a company I did not like at all. I figured it'd be a foot in the door, but boy was I wrong. I didn't last 6 months, I was doing work of a network tech, network admin, security tech for door locks and cameras, a custodian, and general computer tech in all that. It was a VASTLY underpaid position for the work.

It’s three jobs on a slow day.

Found the listing for anyone curious about the company. It's a recruitment company recruiting for a law firm.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/information-technology-manager-at-bookman-consulting-4453231245

I don't give a shit about the broadness. I'll do whatever they want for my salary . 100k though is 50k short of I'm being generous.

As a system administrator, I've done all of these to some extent. But at that pay range, it better be part-time.

Sounds like my job at a small full-house IT company. We did anything IT related the customer wanted. We got paid $1.2k by a rich guy to fix his son's Roblox account once.

That shit would be 45-60k here and it infuriates me.

I've worked there, for not nearly that amount of money :(

I really thought the response was an AI suggestion at first glance; that would’ve been hilarious.

I saw similar when looking for work as a graphic designer, with duties that can be summarised as "design our printed materials, build our website (with JavaScript knowledge required), and also plan our marketing strategy".

Then when I mentioned this in a Clients from Hell comment section, I got someone defend the practice with that small companies can't afford to hire separate people for the 3 separate skillsets...