Political Memes

Tell us that this McIntosh never saw a grocery shop from the inside without saying this literally.

Calling McIntosh people might be the worst disservice here.

We never met mr. Mcintosh, i'm mr. Cavendish.

David M McIntosh: yessssss when my personal shopper drives directly to the market to get food, then delivers them to my butler, who hands them off to my complement of personal chefs. I assure you therey're nothing but the finest shade of yellow.

And look how curvy they are. How is he going to stick that in his butt?

Those look like guineo or they could be plantains as well OR it could be really, really fresh bananas 🤷‍♀️. Nonetheless, this just proves that conservative republicans are ignant’ assholes.

Do Americans not know how fruits work or is it just the Epstein class that doesn't?

They weren't even bananas, they were plantains. He calls them by name in the video.

That shithead has never once been in a grocery store or had to buy his own food. Shows how out of touch he is. Fuck off with that shit.

Personally I get the green nanners since they'll last longer.

Started to make funny ass memes of this dumbass man lmao

It's one banana Mamdani, what could it cost, $10?

Bananas that green are the best possible buy for longevity. Then you grab one or two singles that are yellow to go with them.

I thought this was satire but looked up mr. macintosh and it's real. Dude, are you on death's door? No time to wait for the bananas to get ripe?

To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn't buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

Tell me you're too rich to do your own grocery shopping/cooking without telling me.

If you eat a banana in Europe or the U.S., there’s a 99% chance it was harvested just as green as the one in the picture.

Today, bananas are harvested unripe in their countries of origin because they’re much easier to transport that way, and they’re then fumigated with ethylene in large ripening facilities at their destination to allow them to ripen further. This way, the logistics process is less stressful during transport, and the customer gets a perfectly ripe banana at the store... though I don’t understand why they used bananas for the photo that were taken out of the ripening house too early.

Ironically, there's a phrase for someone who's so old and out of touch that they might as well be on death's doorstep:

"Don't buy green bananas."

(In the South it's often used in a self deprecating way: "let's just say I don't buy green bananas.")

They say suspiciously green banana in the same way they say Barack Hussein Obama.

I really hope there is a limit to how much Fox New's daily message of "suspect and hate anything that looks like progress"

Hopefully the concrete benefits of cheaper groceries will sway people.

Don't trust the government - republicans that run the government. ????

Get him to guess the price

The dude has servants that do his shopping. If they put green bannannas in front of him he would eat 2-3 and the puke because of the starch like a toddler that doesnt know better.

Then don't you dumb rat-fuck pedophile protector. Jesus Christ, that tweet was worth it, eh?

saw a vid of an american woman in an english supermarket and she commented how green the bananas were which amused me you buy five or eight bananas to last the whole week right

I keep seeing "green banana" posts but I saw the video this is from and those are plantains

They never heard of a plantain?

They're obviously woke bananas that will make you gay!

He never bothered to even watch the video clearly. I did and I remember Zohran clearly saying they were plaintains.

Its just because he's part of big apple has nothing to do with the politician or bananas. He's just trying to divert people from eating non apple fruits.