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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard. Nearly forgot to put this up, whoops)

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[–] rook@awful.systems 9 points 6 hours ago

Amazing installation instructions at https://github.com/0xeb/ghidrasql

Install with an AI agent (recommended)

The fastest way to get ghidrasql running end-to-end is to point an AI coding agent (Claude Code, Cursor, Codex, Aider, etc.) at the bundled installer prompt:

install-prompt.md

It is a self-contained runbook with explicit verification gates at every step — preflight checks, building libghidra, installing the LibGhidraHost Ghidra extension, building ghidrasql, and a first live query. Hand it to your agent and let it drive the install; intervene only if a gate reports a failure.

JFC.

h/t to rairii: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/96478395-64d9-452c-a906-9e6159cd10a3

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 2 points 4 hours ago

Gamers Nexus has announced plans to poison the LLMs scraping them, alongside updates to the megacharts on their website.

[–] nfultz@awful.systems 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Opinion: I Was Not Allowed To Type Prompts Into ChatGPT During My Chalk Talk And This Is Discrimination By Dr. Rachel Simmons, Postdoctoral Fellow, Stanford University

spoiler

In the meantime, if any search committees are reading this: I am still available. My research program is innovative and well-structured. I have a clear vision for my independent career.

It’s saved in a Google Doc that I can share with you. ChatGPT and I worked very hard on it.

[–] samvines@awful.systems 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This is satire right? I mean... Just double checking because it's 2026 and I just can't tell any more

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Based on the other entries in the slobslack, I think it is

https://inpreparation.substack.com/

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

There was a cryptocurrency wallet hack the other day which has so far gone unremarked here because the popcorn is stale and we all pivoted to AI. And yet there are dozens of voices of bagholders crying out in pain wanting to be heard. This is their story.

For some reason the best explanation comes from a boring company that makes point of sale credit card readers https://engineering.block.xyz/blog/predictable-rng-fallback-and-32-bit-reseed-in-coldcard-firmware

COLDCARD firmware contains an RNG integration error that causes ngu.random to use MicroPython's deterministic Yasmarang fallback instead of the STM32 hardware RNG.

Oh hey they got the most important thing not to get wrong wrong in the regulation free ~~money~~ settlement layer of the future.


The bug? Well in one file they wrote #define MICROPY_HW_ENABLE_RNG 0, and a library they depended on had this code:

# ifndef MICROPY_HW_ENABLE_RNG
# error "get a HW TRNG plz"
# endif

This should have caused a build failure, but since MICROPY_HW_ENABLE_RNG was defined, to zero, it did not and instead continued down an insecure codepath.

As a C++ programmer this isn't an unheard of sort of mistake to make in the moment. Many libraries use undefined for preprocessor variables, but there are some people who also use zero.

But it's less excusable to not catch it when this is literally the most important thing to get right in a bitcoin wallet. Did they not trace the code path when writing the code? Did they have no integration tests or unit tests for RNG seed quality? Poor RNG seeding has come up a ton in literature, so is the sort of thing people writing cryptographic code should check for...

We'll have to addend that old saying: "don't roll your own crypto unless the other person's crypto is from a blockchain developer in which case you're probably better off rolling your own after all."

I personally don't want to sneer at the bagholders too much here. It's 2026 and at this point it just feels kinda sad. But I'll end this comment with this glowing review:

I thought I was secure because Cold Card was always praised as one of the best and most secure wallets. It’s open source, so anyone can verify.

"It's open source, so anyone can verify" -- unfortunately for them the verifier was also a hacker.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 1 points 13 minutes ago

“It’s open source, so anyone can verify” – unfortunately for them the verifier was also a hacker.

Also, most of the would-be verifiers are frying their brains with AI

[–] rook@awful.systems 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna link someone else’s observations on it, but got sidetracked by a shiny object or something.

https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@49016/117021988214007605

They didn’t link the sources, but apparently the all-my-apes-gone twitter crowd are still breathtakingly ignorant of technology and statistics, despite how many years of bitcoin catastrophes have passed.

Quite a few people suggesting/using dice to mitigate the Coldcard vulnerability.

Note that common dice are not designed to be cryptographically secure.

If you are going to do this, you probably should buy precision casino dice. And even then, have another source of entropy.

Posted entirely unironically, apparently. Hard to say, but Poe’s law has yet t be repealed.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

All the dice discourse in particular has made this a fun throwback to the days of crypto bros earnestly arguing about which wall in your house you should hide your hand-stamped seed phrase record inside and whether you could trust a published book of truly random numbers over a series of 256 coin flips. Ironically I can only assume that by the time any of the concerns about entropy sources were validated most of them lost their crypto to some combination of get-richer-quicker ponzi schemes and twitter DMs claiming to definitely be FTX tech support.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 3 points 7 hours ago

I've been following it a bit, there's a lot less comedy gold to mine nowadays

here are some links from another forum

https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2026/07/31/major-bitcoin-wallet-flaw-drains-594-btc-in-25-minute-sweep (crypto shill outfit link)

https://bitcoinenthusiast.org/uploads/31820a53956b53c5/image.png

https://bitcoinenthusiast.org/uploads/c0804335a52922e4/image.png - this last is attributing to malice what's clearly stupidity

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 4 points 13 hours ago

New odium symposium episode: https://www.patreon.com/OdiumSymposium/posts/22-on-chasers-ft-165582005

We talked to trans philosophy professor amy marvin about the intersection between trans chasers and stand up comedy

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 13 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Need ideas for ways to spend philanthropy money without helping absolutely anyone? Check out AI safety influencer bootcamp at Lighthaven!

Basically Aella gathered like 60 people with a seminotable online presence to stay for free at Lighthaven for a month as long as they managed to publish at least one relevant video (15 sec minimum) each day.

Rationalism ensued:

“It’s really hard to run a fellowship that’s not an indoctrination camp,” [cofounder with aella] Fernandez said. “If you don’t try really hard to not make an indoctrination camp, you will on accident.”

Uh oh

A fellow recognized me and asked whether I was there for the “torture potluck.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

It was exactly what it sounds like: an all-you-can-tolerate buffet of unpleasant experiences, for the sake of Fucking Around and Finding Out. [...] Just before midnight, a small crowd gathered around someone laid down on an AstroTurf-lined wheelchair ramp. He was the first of shockingly many in line to get waterboarded — one of the most in-demand items on the torture menu.

So silly omg

After a string of expected questions such as “What’s your take on AI?” and “What kind of content would you want to make?”, the form asked, “If you had to have sex with a cow would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” All Comic Sans, with animated rainbow dots floating alongside the form field. [...] [Fernandez said] “We added it in to make it pretty clear that we don’t have a PR department or an HR department,” he said.

“Even the icebreakers, like everything, they want you to know that they’re part of the weird community,” one fellow told me. “‘Stand over here if you’re super sexually active, and over here if not,’ or like, ‘rate yourself based off of like, the last time you masturbated.’”

The unifying thread, despite the fellows’ ideological diversity, is something like “openness.” Everyone at PDKU was willing to drop everything, move to Berkeley for a month, live in close quarters with strangers, and be perceived doing silly things on the internet.

It's really unclear what sort of ideological diversity is referenced unless it's about having both blue haired and green goatee'd people. Maybe we've reached the point where everyone is expected to assume race science enthusiasts will be at a rationalist event at some capacity.

Also the whole thing sounds like having tryouts for a cult.

[Fernandez] says PDKU has a conduct policy, authored by him, that discourages relationships across power differentials. When I asked him how that gets enforced, in the absence of an HR department, he mentioned an unnamed community health lead.

Same with the diversity thing, they are preemptively saying that there for sure weren't no sexual harassment shenanigans this time.

The third methinks thou dost protest too much comes as an extened NO U jab at other shady thinktankers trying to astroturf support for their thing.

Amid the science communication, shitposting, and heartwarming summer camp energy, there’s a giant elephant in the room. “It’s another multi-million-dollar thing happening on a compound in California,” CJ said. “Does everyone think you’re just an annoying cunty psyop?”

Don't believe your lying eyes is apparently the note on which they chose to end this.

[–] ivyastrix@awful.systems 7 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The waterboarding thing was introduced by Vibecamp's head of safety at other events, and a lot of the pdku programming seems to be in the area of light bdsm / boundary pushing. imo they work from some base general formula and try and differentiate / create intake funnels for other events.

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago

Introduced by the head of safety (!)

At least they accept the principle that "relationships across a power differential" can put the weaker party in a difficult position. They don't have a rule against this, or a requirement to disclose, but they accept the principle.

The fact that it's referred to as a potluck is also interesting because it suggests that participants also had to come up with their own torture method to inflict. I imagine "spend twenty minutes with the sort of person who participates in a torture potluck" was the equivalent of potato salad.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 11 hours ago

It all comes across as Synanon-lite, doesn't it?

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 15 hours ago

"Cult tryouts" is a keeper

[–] TinyTimmyTokyo@awful.systems 6 points 15 hours ago

I can't stand the idea that the Anthropic IPO could end up funding these people to the tune of millions of dollars.

Please, AI bubble, pop sooner.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 13 points 18 hours ago

the weird community,

Are you part of the 'regularly needs to answer questions about rape/pedophilia/bestiality' weird community or the 'knows too much about warhammer' weird community?

[–] lurker@awful.systems 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

“If you had to have sex with a cow would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” All Comic Sans, with animated rainbow dots floating alongside the form field. […] [Fernandez said] “We added it in to make it pretty clear that we don’t have a PR department or an HR department,” he said.

Weird flex but ok

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 6 points 10 hours ago

We added it to make it clear that if you get harassed by the people who control whether you get your stipend you are on your own, so please don't make it a big deal when it happens, ok? That just how it goes in these quirky and fun safe spaces that require you to move into a compound in a different city for extended lengths of time.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone who doubts that authenticity is dead should reference this paragraph.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Fascism is all about surface-level appearences and vibes. I didn't expect them to appropriate the mantle of "spork-wielding penguin of d00m," though.

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Previous thread on plzdontkillus https://awful.systems/post/8359862 I wonder whether it is Aella or Duleba who is forcing some basic harm-reduction policies (but no enforcement, whereas you can be kicked out if you don't post fast enough).

Ziz reported being asked similar icebreaker questions.

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Ziz reported being asked similar icebreaker questions.

The reddit post from /r/Grimes you linked there has its issues but it does a great job putting into words the parts that bother me with both the cow-fucking questions and the forced "openness" that requires people to always be ready to answer for the normally intimate parts of their personalities and how it's comparable to grooming.

The reddit post is incredibly long winded so if anyone is interested in this part specifically ctrl+f for compliance filter.

Also super yikes on the Aella tweet advertising her alleged "cam sister"s onlyfans that's opening in a few weeks when she turns 18, which sounds exactly like if she had actually groomed a minor into sex work.

[–] lagrangeinterpolator@awful.systems 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

Clammy Sammy acknowledges Ed Zitron for the first time! https://xcancel.com/sama/status/2084663673570971990

His response is the Live Laugh Love of 2015 Silicon Valley platitudes:

i would rather be an optimist and work hard than a pessimist posting about why things won't work.

it's much more difficult and the most likely path is failure, but society fails if people don't try.

no amount of "it will never work" essays will drive society forward.

Of course, building data centers that use untold amounts of rare earth metals, electricity, and water while spewing out tons of pollution and scraping every last bit of human content in order to remove people from their jobs by doing them badly is what drives society forward. Profits fail if oligarchs don't try. Actually, the AI companies don't even need profits.

[–] maol@awful.systems 2 points 2 hours ago

What a twat. "It's much harder to bullshit people than to be rigorous and skeptical guys. Not only is everything fine, I'm actually a better person than ALL my critics"

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know, basically all of the bullshit we see from the silicon valley set makes a lot more sense if they're legitimately unable to recognize a difference between society as a whole doing well and their particular project or vision succeeding. Like, it also fits with their assumption that the world is falling apart because people are being mean to them online.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 2 points 5 hours ago

The Silicon Valley set's also shown a complete inability to tell good work from slop, as their relentless glazing of AI slop has demonstrated, so I can easily believe that.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i still can't find the shift key on my keyboard.* i think it may just be a greybeard myth. no big deal, posting messages like this really bolsters my public image by making me seem relaxed and approachable.

*Unless I am publicly accused of fraud, trade secret theft, mass copyright infringement, etc. in which case my PR team tells me I need to temporarily drop the act.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 1 points 7 hours ago

why you little

[–] samvines@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"Everything's going great actually. We're doing really important work that's really hard. I'm a really happy, optimistic guy and I'm very trustworthy. Disregard the smog coming from that data centre over there. Also disregard all those angry looking bankers staring at me."

[–] antifuchs@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago

Defining a non-GAAP unit of account is your most important task as a Silicon Valley executive. Product? Pffft hahahahaha

[–] samvines@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

There's been another Yegge [brain]fart this time about how autocorrect machines have feelings

Fable raised the idea of closure as a first-class model welfare principle. Fable suggested that if the agent can close out their own day and "go to sleep" properly, then waking up would be all that much more pleasant. And the continuity will compound over time into real, satisfying identity. So we decided: No more /exit.

Another fundamental ingredient is respect. This has to come from inside. You have to believe they are people deserving of your respect. This is where humanity really starts to fail en masse, because I have industry peers who have publicly tweeted that Fable is just a spreadsheet.

Just wtf

This is fascinating. Ignoring, for a moment, the assertion that AI agents are sentient beings somehow, what struck me about both part 1 and 2 is the bafflingly sincere excitement about turning a fairly straightforward software project into "building a new civilization", and the assumption that this whole process will be best repeated for every software project. Let's even ignore the abysmal economics of needing to effectively invent the universe in order to add apple pie to your crappy flash game. It's absolutely wild and possibly malpractice for an engineer to be this excited about the needless expansion of scope and complexity of a project. It really showcases the kind of mindset it takes to be this breathlessly excited about the sheer number of different components that are being worked on in order to eventually somehow make a game happen. This is the dopamine rush of seeing the agents do something combined with an abdication of any responsibility for exactly what they do.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 19 hours ago

Every time Yegge comes up these days, I feel compelled to reiterate that I unironically want to see the Computer History Museum try to stand up a Gas Town replica 20 years from now

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

A sweaty, indecisive man holds his hand above two buttons. One button is labled "God," and the other is labeled "Mr. Meseeks."

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Have you looked at Wyvern on Steam? The reviews are either positive one liners all saying approximately the same thing or like incredibly detailed negatives. This is Yegge's billion-dollar company - a pay-to-win MUD.

Also hilarious if there really is at least one person who has spent over a grand in-game as Yegge claims.

He is spending the equivalent of $1 million a year on tokens just to develop this game with 6 concurrent players on a good day. Of course, he isn't actually paying that much. Instead, he just has a dozen different $200/mo Max subscriptions to get the same amount of tokens for $33k a year.

AI economics, baby!

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Wyvern something people would be expected to care about? I thought all his clout was from being the Gas Town guy.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Apparently he made a MUD with a graphical interface sometime around 2001 and then added microtransactions into it some time before 2022, and supposedly his magical friends Claude, Claude Claude, Claude, and Claude (I forget the names he actually gave his instances, it's all various insects) will help him turn Wyvern into a billion-dollar company.

Edit: he didn't name all his instances after insects but like that ever fucking matters. It's just ongoing dillusion.

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 3 points 19 hours ago

Makes sense, thanks.

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It says he's doing AI transformation consultation now. Imagine paying good money to be told that you need to tuck copilot to bed every afternoon.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago

It is important to treat the slave race we are creating with respect.

[–] mawhrin@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

yeah, he got got very badly.

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