So this guy would make apes extinct to save Hitler? Fucking nazi simps.
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Very likely.
And that's how you know Peacemaker is the real deal. Of course he'd suck those dicks. Who's first, come on!
Humans are apes.
This is a very simple concept, folks.
As an ape, I don't know if I'm cool with Matt Walsh sucking my dick to save a human life.
Yeah I bet he doesn't use conditioner in his beard and uses teeth and smells like old hot dog water because he bathes in old hot dog water
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That’s factually false.
He can save a lot of humans every day by doing something humanitarian and does not.
The only logical inference is that his motivation is not saving humans but killing apes.
Yep, lol.
Would you kill all apes to save one human? "Sure!"
Would you donate $500 to save one human? "Fuck no!"
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Besides, if he DID kill all apes, the damage to complex ecosystems across the world that rely on interdependent species including apes would DEFINITELY lead to the deaths of more than one human.
Probably at least two.
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I'll wager he's also done sweet fuck all to save any human
Yeah but how is his gorilladick game
quite the opposite. he is implicit in violence, calling for death to lgbt and POC people.
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I’d punch one Matt Walsh in the face to save all humans from having to read this fucking drivel.
I don't believe you. Get cracking.
And remember, power comes from the hips. Not the fist. Wind up, let loose, and punch through the object.
Don't punch the face, try to punch the back of the skull, and beyond, but through the face.
Chop chop, daylight's a wasting.
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nancy reagan sucked a ton of dicks and we still got the crack epidemic
Maybe we should have elected the rimjob queen instead
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I think the environmental knock-on effect of wiping out all gorillas might cause more than one human to die in the future, directly or indirectly.
Also, gorilla dicks are small and they cum pretty much instantly, so you could easily get through all gorillas on Earth in an afternoon. Matt Walsh might get it done in 20 minutes, what with his extensive experience of sucking huge amounts of dick on Twitter.
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Its always "I'm willing to kill for my pet peeve", its never "I'm willing to die without hurting anyone else for my pet peeve"
Booooooo. You haven't seen how much I'm willing to ~~kill~~ die
always "i would kill for X" or "i would die for X" and never "i would commit to a modest but long-term effort for the betterment of X"
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They are always eager for violence, but paying for universal healthcare? Food and housing? Suddenly, they spew some bullshit about personal responsibility or somerhing.
How exactly are we more.important?
Earth probably hates us and thinks we're parasites.
Earth doesn't think.
It has existed long before us, it will exist long after us, if it could think it's thoughts on us are little more than "that bug bite itches"
We don't matter to the Earth, never have, never will.
But the Earth should matter to us, not through some idea of protecting it, it will survive basically anything we throw at it, but from the idea of protecting ourselves - we're in a Goldilocks zone and that can reach a point of being too hot or too cold, that we won't survive it.
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Humans are apes numb nuts
Matt Walsh is religious if I'm not mistaken. And religious folks really don't think we're apes and get offended for saying so because it goes against the Abrahamic teaching that god made us. I remember saying to a religious fanatic that we are apes and she called me an ape but i was like: "Yeah, we are. That's what I'm telling you." Admitting that we are apes and thus animals would mean discarding the idea that humans have dominion on nature and animals as stated in the bible. And there is nothing worse for the religious (humans in general) than losing dominance.
If I remember correctly from a taxonomy point of view humans aren't technically apes since we broke off from the ape branch. Homo sapiens and all the other earlier humans are descended from a common ancestor that broke off from the ape common line. Think how foxes broke off from wolves which then went on to become dogs.
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taken further this is: "i'm the most important human of the humans to me ... thus i will kill all of you to save me" absolute psycho type shit
As if Matt Walsh would save LGBTQ, non-Christians and people of color
Humans are apes so I assume this means he'll kill every last one of us to save himself.
No, we're Homies
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