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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 163 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Humans are apes.

This is a very simple concept, folks.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As an ape, I don't know if I'm cool with Matt Walsh sucking my dick to save a human life.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm cool with it. For clout. I'm not even into dudes, but I'd like to contribute to his misery.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I hadn’t thought of it like that. Count me in for the story to tell, I guess.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now that's a complement!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I dunno, it would mean that he's gotten close enough to me to stomp on his fucking face so might be worth it.

Yeah I bet he doesn't use conditioner in his beard and uses teeth and smells like old hot dog water because he bathes in old hot dog water

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I can only assume the single downvote is an error.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

On Voyager, I have gestures for swipe to downvote and swipe farther to save. So, rarely, I downvote accidentally because my stupid ape thumbs don't work. I've downvoted my own comments in solidarity.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I'm on Summit and I have the same set up. Based on the fact most of these comments have a downvote at least, I suspect it isn't accidental and just a weirdo who hasn't come to terms with basic science that even most of the fundamentalists agree with.

[–] Warehouse@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago

You could just go to Lemvotes and figure out the specific users who did as well.

Yeah, your upvotes and downvotes are public.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There are some religious weirdos here, so it could be them taking offence to a basic scientific reality

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Or someone who thinks this kind of deliberate misunderstanding is unhelpful

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And he'll kill em all to save one.

Is... Is that ape Matt Walsh? 👉👈