I'm a prostrate driver working at night to stimulate your urethra to completion. During the day I roller blade

I invent the stuff we make stuff out of.

I fix soda/pop equipment, I love what I do. I'm slowly going insane though, we've been trying to find a second tech for 2 years now but people just don't work out, it's a sticky dirty job but it's fuckin fun and you get to goto cool places and see cool shit like strippers.

People struggle with the lack of structure, we have like 10 calls a week at most and half the time they are bunched up so you may have 3 shop days where your just fuckin around fixing shit. Jobs ment for someone who enjoys soda and learning how shit works.

I'm a chemical engineer working in environmental remediation. I'm my free time, I'm working on building a vegetable and native plant garden

New Minimum wage engineer slave for a Capitalist Pig

I develop software for the largest underground iron mine in the world. It's always fun to say "I'm a software engineer, I work with mining" because most people's reaction is "oh god, not crypto right?"

It's not crypto, but we're still destroying the environment!

In my free time I homosexually walk my dog, I enjoy gay cooking, I homo read books, I same-sex play games with friends, and queer do a whole bunch of other things.

I’m curious as to what they think most of us do.

Sever fella. I support students and researchers and occasionally move heavy things around. At least that's what I do for money

I work for a telcom on the gay waves for the 5G.

I get paid by George soros full time to go to protests

I do IT infrastructure. I ensure the it infra is hostile to cars

I'm a 3D artist, I specialize in optimizing my work in ways that AI models can't even comprehend yet.

I work in payments.

Remember the Superman movie scheme taking a fraction of a cent off of every transaction? Every time you dip your card, 1/30 of a cent is sent directly to Kim Jong-Il's personal hairdresser.

Coming in 2027 is the all-new Hezbollah Rewards scheme, where 125,000 points can be exchanged for a custom-painted missile lofted towards Tel Aviv.

I work for for a health insurance company that tries to be a market disruptor that brings prices down. I vote to put myself out of a job at every opportunity, and realize that if my company goes under my only skills are for evil.

Yeah I'm drunk right now, why do you ask?

I build and repair PCBAs for a company in Texas. I’m the one building the 5G to make the frogs gay.

IT at a hospital. I make sure to mess with all the data of women who have abortions so right-wingers can't murder them and their doctors. I also hide all the sex change operations forced on kids under the age of 12

Righties can’t separate the human from material value. OP in the screenshot was absolutely gearing up to judge people based on their job, which is a good red flag to avoid someone at all costs.

Unless they’re a cop. You can judge them all you want.

I work for a national pharmacy chain that is kind of everywhere in the us.

I fuck with the perscription data so everyone gets extra doses of the gay pills.

He doesn't know that the left is more educated. Believed Fox that they're all unemployed.

I'm a software engineer, but I moonlight as a fucking problem for bigots and child predators.

Freelance abortionist. I'll dunk any kid below the 12th trimester.

Warehouse worker for a company that sells food over Amazon.

I inject HRT to every avocado spread we sell so toasts turn children trans and communist and immigrant.

I'm an engineer in a factory. They hired me to double check that the factory workers use my pronouns

im an engineer with a graduate degree. my (work) dream is to work at an aerospace worker cooperative making stuff for space exploration with a bunch of fellow queer neurospicy people.

Climate scientist (not joking)

I photoshop images of flat earth to make it look round

I always forget to add the stars though

Think Scar Face... except it's abortion pills

I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.

I work in QA.

Meaning I make sure that the websites I go over all have the secret Gay Code built in. See what it does is secretly pop up on the screen BE GAY so fast you won't see it--- but your brain will have! It's very cool technology that we are implementing so that all websites-- even the most innocuous-- further seed in the Gay Agenda.

You visit websites, it will eventually turn you gay. We are very proud of our work.

I fix things.

Somewhere out there, there's a printout of this, sincerely pinned to a cork board under a thoughtfully arannged web of red yarn.