Bed think literally already happened, some amazon smart bed or some shit that was adjustable and it would fold shut like a clam if you didn't pay the subscription so you physically couldn't sleep on it.
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
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Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
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Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
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Pod8, not Amazon related but a like 3-8000 dollar mattress topper that can heat or cool depending on a number of factors. The model that adjusts temp is server sided so it will work without a subscription (for now) but just in basic βset tempβ mode, when itβs sold as this device that tracks heart rate and movement to dynamically adjust temp. Tech bros with no kids and too much cash love it
It also stops working if Amazon web services go down, which is hilarious (which is maybe why people link it to Amazon, but thatβs a different and worse problem where Amazon controls like 50% of the internet through data hosting)
Never heard of this one. Eight sleep smart bed would revert to basic features if you didn't pay subscription though.
So many dystopian novel authors predicted this. P K Dick and Gibson among others. Forced to pay for life critical necessities like air and water, as well as fees to enter your apartment or take a shower.
Companies have given up making anything new. It takes too long, requires a large R&D investment, and expensive tooling to manufacture new things. So they just start making up ways to claim ownership over everything they can and the delivery method to get it there. Robber barons and bridge trolls profiteering as middlemen that actually produce nothing. Want a concert ticket? Buy it through a service that bought it from the venue and pay fees on top of that if you can get them at all on release, if not pay again to the same company that lets scalpers resell and they get fees a second time. Want music? Pay for the data service, pay for the music service, pay again for the album if you actually want to keep it, pay for the cloud you store it in.
Itβs only getting worse.
That's been the joke for a long time. If corporations could charge you for air, they would. This comic is too real.
People are buying water right now as we speak.
Oh, yeah, I'm waiting for the water ears to start. Already have in some middle eastern countries. But, I'm sure they'll reach richer countries as well like the U.S. eventually.
Climate change isn't going to wait for us to care.
They flag you as a terrorist because the AI hallucinated, and you find your pay for air button just does not work anymore one day.
And once you're pissed enough at the AI, ICE will deport you El Salvador, because the AI tech bros have lobbied out a law that labels all anti-AI activities as an act of terror on behalf of China.
Whatever happens, I'll never forget to charge my Wife Pro Max.
And that's why you should always have a can of PerriAir at home!

Ah, thanks for doing what I should've done :-)

joke about the air, but in a few short years we're going to be paying for climate control like that because we're in for one hell of a summer here, and from here on out they'll only get hotter.
it will always be the hottest summer... so far.
I hope at least the Unicode Consortium pulls their head out of their ass by then and defines sequences like
U+1F3F3 WAVING WHITE FLAG
U+ FE0F VARIATION SELECTOR-16
U+ 200D ZERO-WIDTH JOINER
U+1F7E5 LARGE RED SQUARE
U+ 200D ZERO-WIDTH JOINER
U+1F7F7 (not yet existing) LARGE LIGHT ORANGE SQUARE
U+ 200D ZERO-WIDTH JOINER
U+ 21BC WHITE LARGE SQUARE
U+ FE0F VARIATION SELECTOR-16 (forces emoji rendition of this pre-emoji character, also used in the existing trans flag sequence)
U+ 200D ZERO-WIDTH JOINER
U+1F7FA (not yet existing) LARGE LIGHT PURPLE SQUARE
U+ 200D ZERO-WIDTH JOINER
U+1F7EA LARGE PURPLE SQUARE
This would render as a striped flag like
if supported on the platform (on devices before Unicode 20.0 like yours right now, the fallback is "π³οΈβπ₯βπ·ββ¬οΈβπΊβπͺ", much like the fallback of π³οΈββ§οΈ is "π³οΈβ§οΈ"). Fonts could include most common pride flags (with exact "canonical" color values) and/or the platforms could generate the stripes on the fly up to a limit. I think both approaches have been implemented for the family emoji set on some platforms (yup, those also use separate codepoints for members and ZWJs), after all. (I hope platforms adopt the latter approach, even though it enables arbitrary, evil "pride" flags like TERF or MAP β well, Unicode has always been able to express evil, valid Unicode sequences include U+0FD5 RIGHT-FACING SVASTI SIGN, U+1FAC3 PREGNANT MAN, U+20E0 COMBINING ENCLOSING CIRCLE BACKSLASH or the entire text of Mein Kampf.) And would people abuse it for color bitmap text art? Yes, like they do Braille now.
"Every time we demand to be heard, they hold back our water, ration our air, until we crawl back into our holes, and do as we are told!"

This is silly. A tax is something the government charges you. We'll be paying a privately owned corporation for ~~our~~ their air.
ancapistan, baby


Land of Confusion music video is fucking wild
Yeah, but with regulatory capture they outsourced air-distribution to private companies.
Don't a lot of people already pay companies to do their taxes for them? They're just cutting out the end man and keeping the middle man
That seems to mostly be a thing in the US, in developed countries we have pre filled out tax forms that you sign online, if you haven't got anything special to report, it takes 5 min to just double check the numbers and sign it.
But, but how do you lie and cheat to pay no taxes at all (assuming you can't afford a senator)?
I don't, it is way less stressful
Here in the UK "normal workers" dont even do that. Your employer does it all for you and you just get told about it in your payslip.
[Here's how much you earned.]
~[Here's a bit of tax.] [Here's a bit of other tax] [Here's a bit of national insurance] [Here's a bit of pension contributions] [Here's some other numbers that I cant even remember because I never bother looking] [boring stuff really] [you should probably look at this but who gives a shit its boring]~
[Heres what youre actually getting!]
Oh yeah, your employer pays your tax here in Sweden, I am just talking about the yearly income report you have to submit.
You only have to make any changes if you have earned money not automatically reported to the government.
I sold some stock a few years back, and had to report it and pay tax on it.
I ran the simple calculation, reported everything, and transfered the money to my tax account, total time was 45 min.
PAYG (pay as you go) Australia uses it too
I have even reported a slightly higher tax rate to my employer, this means that I slightly overpay my taxes through the year, and when it is time to report your taxes, you will always get a tax return.
I had that happen inadvertently- my employer forgot to claim the tax free threshold. I just said fuckit and we'll fix it next financial year
$18,000 on my tax return was glorious
In Spain your employer pays, and you also pay some at the end of year. And for more complicated cases Spain publishes short instructions on how to pay taxes as an individual, just about 900 pages
I heard, Spain tax system is considered the most complicated in the world because of all the legacy stuff
In France, when you check your income tax if you have nothing to correct you don't even need to sign it.
Do the air pollution -> sell air filters and compressed clean air cartridges.
A capitalist's dream come true! ... remember, socialism is bad π
sadly this is actually the direction we're going in. everything will be a subscription

Doesn't seem much different than now
I wanna do it but my bitch wife says: "Updating: 3% Progress"
Gonna take her to the scrap heap, what does a clanker know about real love anyway.
-- Boomer humour in 2030
Should be "You haven't paid to license that feature."
this would be an upgrade for me right now