Has to be fake, it would (somehow) be a subscription in reality.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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Exactly the kind of extra an Apple user would buy to solve this problem.
Anyone else would investigate how to prevent sleepmode when the lid is closed.
Or you could just shove a half-eaten apple in there. It's cheap, it's on brand, it's sticky and you deserve it for buying Apple
Do Macs seriously not let you control the options for when the screen is closed?
you think people who vibe code know how to navigate menus and accomplish simple tasks?
They do, it's in power settings.
I have no understanding of this joke. Feels like I have to be aware of, and upset about 40 other things to even get it.
There was a meme about AI ads/Tech Bro/etc always showing someone with a half open/closed laptop. That's all i know
Just to run the joke into the ground.
Dude was so tech illiterate he didn't know you could change the laptop power settings for it to not go to sleep when the lid was closed. Was bragging about toting his laptop around half open and pushing himself as an advanced AI tech bro. Which, who knows, he might be. They all seem to have grifted an insane amount of money with no actual knowledge.
OpenClaw is the name of a recently hyped "free and open-source autonomous artificial intelligence agent that can execute tasks via large language models (LLMs)".
youre on the fuckai sub btw
Isn't that just all of Lemmy?
good point, that makes the comment i replied to seem even more silly
Nah, dbzero exists
It also shares the same sentiment. Except "fuck" is literal.
No fucking shit
if you ever see one of those yank it
You joke, but you need to understand that this ~~was~~ is real
Not just was, still is a thing.
That particular monitor has been discontinued, I thought.
Steal indeed. Except they're stealing from you.
I was unaware of this until I saw the post about the dad taking care of his young daughter in the pool locker room with his laptop propped open. Pathetic.
I know this is a joke post, but can't you not just tell macos to only turn off the screen but keep the machine running?
Or do what we've already been doing for ages? Let the agent run on a remote server and just use your laptop to ssh into that server when your input is needed.
Of course you can.
But that would... You know... Require someone thinking for themselves.
We can't have that now can we?
People might get ideas.
At my work, the IT decided that employees should not be allowed to modify this setting for some reason, and it is set to go to sleep if inactive, it is so frustrating. I don't use agents but still had situation that I wanted to have something running when being on lunch for example.
We have to do that because the entire HR department can't figure out how to lock their computers and they keep leaving PII up on their screen while they are out at lunch.
But you can specify different policies for different groups, no?
Also the setting I was looking for is to have screen locked but still have computer running.
You can, but the C suite doesn't want the trouble of finding out who is fucking it up, and they don't want to look like they are singling out any particular person or group, so they just tell us to set it as company standard policy. For everyone except them of course.
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Yes but the air intake is through the keyboard so if you are leaving it on a long running computer heavy task it is better to leave it open.
Or at least that’s how it used to be. The design has changed several times since I last did that.
This is also a joke about AI users. There was an article about them leaving their laptop screens open so their vibe coding would continue. Most of them use windows but don’t know how to change the power settings for closed lid/screen.
On the CLI or with 3rd party software yes, in the system settings no.
Edit: Or when an external display is attached it does it automatically, which is also not tunable. If I wasn't forced to at work I'd never use this OS.
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The entire chassis metal, and thermals sort of suck. I believe a lot of heat will come through the area around the keyboard. I wouldn't want to trap all of that.
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At this point just keep the lid open.
Not I gotta see if there’s a “trilliondollarcompany” lemmy.
An AI generated image of a joke tool inspired by a joke tool from an AI consultancy company.
Context: https://x.com/Hesamation/status/2060148080838693000
Sidenote, but it's kind of crazy how no one in those Twitter threads seems to realize it's a joke product.
i like the 2y+ lead time
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Omg i so wish that this was real. I would use it until the end of time to make fun of people.
The Apple Magic Mouse already exists, ya know?
When mouse dead because no battery, mouse lay on back to show it dead.
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