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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dude. All you gotta do, is wait until he's claiming trump is the best, blah blah blah, and then you say "I'm woke, I made your daughter woke, and tonight I'm gonna fuck her in the ass in front of a picture of Joe Biden and Barack Obama kissing each other."

Doesn't matter what he has to say. You win.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Your sister? I mean I know what you want to say and I'm with you but the dude in the comic is talking about his father

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

........my brain read that as father in law for some reason. Looking now, I can see, that's very much not the case.

Or you could just offer to fuck him woke.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus points if your significant other is also in on the joke ahead of time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, they stopped being an airline earlier this month.....

See? Now THAT was a joke!

Spirit Airlines that is.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My cousins got big early in their teens. Their dad got out of control at a dinner with guests when they were like 14 and 16, so they carried him him up to his room, tossed him in, and screwed the door shut with a bunch of 3 in wood screws.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't suppose you want to add the source on this according to rule ~~5~~ 4 mate?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ian Boothby. The original doesn't have any watermarks or such bs

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 weeks ago

then the source should be a link in the body of the post.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Everyone here is stupid except me. Just offer only foods that are difficult to speak through. Peanut butter and caramel pies. Cheese-heavy casseroles. Spicy soups.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Youve got your black belt in kung food

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

How's the chicken breast, good? Oh, bit dry maybe?

Arsenicum may well do this trick too.

Not financial advice, but it may help speed along the inheritance.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A lil sip of this will make almost anyone not want to talk to you again. I speak from experience

[–] riot@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Searched it up and saw this quote from a NYtimes article:

MalΓΆrt is, in one word, unforgiving. It tastes a little like sucking dandelion juice through a straw made of car tires. It is also kind of good.

... Interesting.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It can be not terrible. I’ve been to a bar that was all about using Malort in cocktails and it was definitely interesting.

I've heard someone call it rotten sewer oil. It's honestly grown on me. I don't think it's as bad as everyone says, but it is very bitter and flavour wise there isn't much else going on

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago

as someone well accustomed to nubbe i will gladly talk to you over this. probably sing at you too.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

flavored with wormwood.

Sounds appropriate.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Crushed up sleeping pills in his drink.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The whole bottle, you say?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nomecks@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fine whiskey pairs well with political rants if intensity is the goal!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Look up Ross Thomas. He was a Washington reporter before turning his hand to writing political/crime thrillers.

In one novel a character says that he's never been to a serious political meeting where there wasn't at least one drunk. And the drunk was usually the only one with anything intelligent to say.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir will have the Benadryl aperitif

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just dont let them have seconds. Then theyll just be ranting about the woke agenda to the people theyve hallucinated being there.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

I recommend the fortified wine

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Jagermiester, weed, and a Spotify playlist seeded with bloodhound gang. Just chug, smoke and bellow the lyrics.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

might I recommend long sexually charged pauses?

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Make him drunk and revel in his increased idiocy.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

A 5th of whiskey and a bottle of Zoloft.

[–] coolansplanet@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Just relax and have fun, haha. Political rants might be funny

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know the answer, but I do know that you pour it outofa box.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago