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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 125 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 93 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I swear to God, go fuck yourself

[–] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thought back on that post for a moment and got confused lol.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

We love and care about you in this troublesome time.

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 123 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 47 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Why is everyone butt naked?

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s because he was a very religious man

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago

he was a classical era rule 34 artist

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago

They didn't know about furries yet

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Where can I get cursed like that?

Craigslist

[–] stankcheez@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fetlife probably a little more reliable

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.

If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.

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[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you do confuse them…

“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?

Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

Meh, looks like he's probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use "naughty" I guess?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago

This was porn in the days before photography

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say more blessed than cursed

[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe there was a lot of beef in her polycule or something. He wanted to paint the backstory but never did get to it?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to work with some swingers.

I asked them about the lifestyle.

"You have a lot of sex, but it's not necessarily with people you'd be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you're the other side of that equation."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"She carries a terrible curse."

"That's bad."

[OP image]

"That's good!"

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well you'll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So you're saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?

I don't know what to do with this information.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Not saying he didn't. But you don't get to just go to space for liking missionary

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I'd learn about from an hour long youtube video.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?

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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Boii, she thickkk

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