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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where can I get cursed like that?

Craigslist

[–] stankcheez@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fetlife probably a little more reliable

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.

If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Oof, yeah, that's gross as hell. I imagine that must make the already pretty demoralising experience of online dating even worse. Guys like this get super defensive if you call them out on this transphobic bullshit too.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you do confuse them…

“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”

This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.

Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Ha. That's adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you've-got-planned!

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don't ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I'd just be like "yep this is it."

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that's how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it... the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.

Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I mean...that doesn't sound like a Craigslist problem... that sounds like a you problem.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.