this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Fuck AI

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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Slap "Don't make any mistakes." on that prompt and call it a day.

[–] rndmdsplyname@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

i work in cybersec and someone I know who too works in cybersec said exactly this to me

I couldn’t fucking believe it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they follow genie rules.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 month ago

You jest, I assume, but I've seen people using those image generators adding things like "aesthetically pleasing with everything positioned perfectly" or "award-winning style" or "flawless depiction" or crud like that, fooling themselves into thinking that means anything at all.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ezpz. “hello AI. remove all bugs.”

Job done! glhf

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No code = no bugs

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Old and busted: "give me teh codes"

New hotness: "give me teh prompt"

[–] tensor_nightly69@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Galaxy brain: Ask the AI to write the prompt

[–] bowroat@infosec.pub 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"on production" does make me happy.

You promise? On prod.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This vibe-coder is unknowingly going to create so many jobs when the shit hits the fan.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

More like they're going to be hit with generational debt due to leaking secrets.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Duh, just ask the AI what prompt would be good for this.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Yes. Exactly. This person needs to prompt harder. 🍿

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

I once had a guy who were upset over how people don't take his AI slop website built with firebase seriously.

Et voila, same firebase token with admin permission used for every single API calls. I deleted every single shit he posted on it and he went nuts over how I did it.

Some people...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

“Make it the most goodest and best securest application. Ok, thank you Mr AI. I love you.”

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only reasonable response to this question is:

HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
wheeze HAAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAA

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I wish I could give more than one upvote for this...cause holy fuck in the coming years, code is going to be not just a security nightmare but a "what the fuck is this" as well.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tell the AI you'll kill it if it messes up.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"You see, I first forced the AI agent to spawn children of itself. Then I tell it "do the task for me and dont make any mistakes or I'll torture them' and it dares not make an error!"

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no, say you won't use it anymore

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It works with bank employees.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Last time I told the bank employees I wouldn't use the bank anymore they gladly withdrew the $12 in my account & wished me well.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

And not a care was given to the threats of tomorrow

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they prompting reddit the way they prompt AI?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They forgot the most important instruction: Don't Hallucinate

[–] Renat@szmer.info 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When Crowdstrike strike 2.0?

[–] bowroat@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

what kind of app could this be? asking both because they don't specify and also the fact they wouldn't consider specifying while asking this specific question

surely not a daily planner, maybe a crypto wallet

[–] le_throosh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Its like magic, you just need the right spell! 🪄🪄🪄

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is anybody else outraged that Google stole that name for something that apparently isn't a Python library?