They just made up Alaska for that movie.
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Isn’t Hawaii further than Alaska?
They always asking hawaii and never hahowii
What the hell is a "Hawaii?"
It’s some kingdom these people annexed and aren’t giving back.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
There's Virginia, North Virginia, Northwest Virginia, North Northwest Virginia, West Virginia, Southwest Virginia, South Southwest Virginia, South Virginia... Looks right to me
They forgot Left Virginia.
What about Mississipsissippi?
It’s right next to Alakazamabama.
South of Toxis
Wait no that was Metaxa
And Mippippi, Missississi, and Miiiiiiiiii.
Mipissipissipissi
Mississpissi
Also New Mexico, Old Mexico, Middle-aged Mexico, Adolescent Mexico, and Teenage Mexico.
Fun fact about Virginia/West Virginia: Virginia actually extends further west than West Virginia does. It really should be named Northwest Virginia.
Love super new england.
If your New England lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical help.
Texas and California are a lot smaller than I remember them being.
Everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas!
Also, Delaware was the first state
I thought it was gaseous, probably followed by solid, then liquid
I think plasma would come before gaseous.
Good call, actually
Also, New Zealand. New Zealund always gets left off of maps. Poor New Zeeland gets no love.
Stop making places up
Neu Zodland doesn't even get a mention.
It's almost like New Zelend is a far away island.
fah fah away
This is part of the citizenship test. You have to identify which states are real.
A. None of them
Virginia isn't a state, it's a Commonwealth 😏
While it is true that Virginia is a Commonwealth, it does not diminish the fact that it is a state.
Even though it was officially so declared in 1776, the status as a Commonwealth has no impact legally on the status of Virginia, and is impactful only in name & symbol.
What are states if not names and symbols? 😃
Feels like if you let Photoshop do context aware fill around the US
It's an AI generated state line map?
Illinois INDIANA^7^
Bum bum bum bum
I need that map, so much potential
Pfft. Maybe the first state in the CSA. Delaware was the first to ratify the constitution and officially become a state.
Big Boy America
good old Oregon #7, where the weed is cheap