Carl Mark is like the dollar store version. Everyone remembers when Carl Mark and Fred Angles wrote the Kommunist Metafisto.
"Mom can we have Communism?"
"We have Communism at home."
Communism at home: Carl Mark
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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Oh hi Mark
"Kommunist Metafisto" made me chuckle. Thanks.
Feels like that could be a minor villain from Captain America's Silver Age rogues gallery.
Joe Stealin' lead the Sufficient Onion ans the revolution was done by Vladmire Leanin'
Don't forget the controversy around Leo Trapeze before he was exiled.
yes yes and the Amnestian war on V it numb
Reading that I thought I had a stroke
If Insanity Wolf became a political pundit...
I had to read it three times to realize "mow" was "Mao" (Zedong).
Also I think reading it that many times has caused me to have a stroke.
Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.
Meow. Mrow. FEED ME TO STRAY ATM.
No no, it was as a lawnmower that killed the landlords.
Curse you Carl Mark!
Oh, hi Carl Mark.
I did not hit her! I did not!
CORAL!
Yeah, you fuckin' socialsit!
Trying to read that shit broke my brain
My eyes went sore only..
Meow the Dong will save us all
reminder that these people vote
The curse of a normal distribution is in the tails
This is a fabricated post, no one actually said this.
I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.
It's absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.
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Reading this made my IQ go from University of Oxford to Oxford, Mississippi.
But Mow poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!
"Are you right-wing or left-wing?"
"correct"
Is this satire or sincere Methese?
There's no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be 'landlords'. This is a truly sad tyre.
That's right. You like that? Ok forget socialism. Just join us on this one thing. Wait until you learn that if you bargain collectively you can double your pay. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about having healthcare that costs one tenth of what you're currently paying. You like that one too, right? Wait until you get a load of your kids going to school for free. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about actual political representation in government and having your voice heard and have power over the corporations that got you by the balls. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about socialism. You like that one too, right?
Break through the propaganda by focussing on the accessible core demands, not the labels / theories. Anything is better than the current path.
Agreed. They're allergic to the labels. Let's focus on the fundamentals and let them discover it for themselves.
America will never. Be a socialist country
Punctuation matters
She's smarter than Ben Shapiro. I'll give her that.
Low bar, but fair enough.
At least their heart's in the right place.
TIL Falling off your barstool, drunk, counts as "political leaning"
Political leaning: Dumbass
Critical support for comrade Karen's unwavering dedication to the immortal science of Maoism
Looking forward to US's cultural revolution and the Great Drive Forward.
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A drug-addled typist? Reading that was like stepping on a Lego brick in the dark
slowly inhales
My brain hurts.
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