abfarid

joined 2 years ago
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bible Black? Of course.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, once they hit 24, the statement is true.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 3 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Right now there's only 11 of you.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Get their what..?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago

Should've been an Ugg.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here's a better image of the dong:

ze dong

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 48 points 6 days ago (10 children)

There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.

It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.

 
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