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Ouch. And I find myself feeling it just as badly for her, because if she had only been slightly vocal about what she wanted she very well might have had you worshipping her for life. In a good way.

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This is so frustrating, it makes me want to go fuck the virginity out of him myself.

Luckily, I'm straight (I think).

Man this one stings.

Damn. How do you even make it more obvious than that?

My friend, you sound like the male version of me. In my case it ended differently because the guy who was into me is a stubborn goat and never gives up. But I did not get the hint at all and he had to spell it out to my face that he was in love with me before the penny dropped. At that point we had been hanging out, been penpals and chatting daily on MSN for two or three months and in hindsight he had been laying it on THICK the entire time. My mother in law has since told me that she had never seen him this lovestruck before. That it was so obvious to her and father in law that this was serious.

Meanwhile my dumbass thought he was just being friendly. I guess when you think little of yourself, your brain bars your from recognizing the signs that someone really likes you because in your mind it's nonsensical that someone could ever love you like that.

I do hope you found someone, my friend, and if not, I hope she's right around the corner.

We really should start teaching people to use words to communicate

That's not very clear. I mean, there's a variety of reasons why she could have done all of that. You did well to wait three years.

Nathan Fillion's great isn't he?

Welp... That went well.

Buuuuuut you get away with the priceless artifact

then she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she'll say it was just a prank

I went to visit a good friend in another city once and was slightly confused when we got to the end of the night and there was just her tiny bed in her tiny bedroom

to this day I have no idea if she wanted something to happen, but I'm not gonna make it weird and ruin a friendship at midnight while somewhat drunk and out of town. I'll get into bed with you, but if you want something to happen, YOU make the move. the move was not made. or I was too drunk to notice, idk anymore, I'd forgotten about this

I'm the one who got out of bed super early and went for a walk by the lake for over an hour

I had a girl who drunk texted me asking to come over around 9pm because she had too much. Concerned, I let her in, tucked her in my bed, made her some snacks and water, then took out my sleeping bag and slept on the floor.

Later that night, she said the bed was uncomfortable and I asked if she wanted to switch places.

I once absolutely missed out on doing the hanky panky with a gal...

... because I was absolutely insistent that we must watch all of Inglorious Basterds.

We were literally already in my bed, the entire time.

... But I was apparently more enamored with the movie and functionally spreading it as gospel.

Like, she actually groped me and whispered for me to roll her around and face her, as opposed to me being the big spoon, and I was like "No you don't understand, you have to see this movie."

... I guess the difference here being that I was entirely aware of the possible routes of that uh, encounter, and I consciously chose the movie, lol.

Do I get it in before the kidney removal?