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Then she gets you naked as a joke. And strands you in the desert.
Welp... That went well.
Buuuuuut you get away with the priceless artifact
then she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she'll say it was just a prank
I guess that's better than dying only to wake up at the start of level 1-1
You beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store? Amateur hour over here…
I've been through the desert
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
That's America for you.