Political Humor

Re: World Cup

There is no guarantee your fans/teams will be able to enter the US. There is no guarantee your fans/teams will be able to return home. Don't come to the US.

The US isn't the way it is because of Trump, but Trump is the way he is because of the US.

Its your fucking country, how about you do something about it?

Stop being lazy assholes and work on fixing your problems yourselves.

The tools of geopolitics aren't all that granular. The only thing an outside country can do is make your cities like the cities of Germany at the end of WWII, or like Gaza is today. If you're asking for other countries to fix your problems for you, that is the result.

Banning the US from the Olympics, World Cup or whatever doesn't change anything, and it probably would just be more fodder for your fascist propaganda.

Ending trade with the US? Yeah that's happening, but it won't be something that'll happen tomorrow. This is something that will happen over the next decade. You might even have a Democrat as President when things get really bad because of the shit Trump is doing today. And then you'll vote in another fascist. The stupidity of Americans has become incredibly predictable. Which is why no one can trust you long term.

You're just stupid, and there's no fixing stupid. And you have nukes. You're the guy that gave a monkey an uzi, and then wants someone else to deal with it. Nah, we're just going to stay away from both the monkey with the uzi and we're also going to stay away from the idiots that gave an uzi to a fucking monkey. You go take the uzi away from the monkey, you're the one that gave it to him.

"move the world cup? corruption is what turns me on" - fifa

Whenever the economy of the United States is starting to go down, the US starts a war somewhere. During the war, someone has to sell weapons to them, and after the war, someone has to rebuild the country (and guess who decides which construction companies and from where get to do that). While the clock of those countries goes back a few decades, the industry in the US gets revitalized. 

Now that the problem is internal, the US wants the rest of the world to be destroyed in order to put the United States back on its feet. 

Frankly, I would say the better path is the one that’s already happening. The European Union, after more than a quarter century negotiating with the countries of South America (Mercosur) finally agreed to compromise. Canada signed a “no tariffs” agreement with China. NATO is sending troops to Greenland, not many, just enough that if the United States attacks, it will be immediately in war with every country with an army there. 

The world is moving forward, as it happens when one side pushes too much. As Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney said while talking about the trade deal with China: 

“We take the world as it is, not as we wish it to be.” 

 (Apologies for the long rant.)

This unfortunately is not a joke, I endorse this.

Dear US,

You got the world in this mess. You voted a criminal pedophile dictator into office, twice.

Clean up your shit yourselves. It's what your precious second amendment is for, right?

Sorry. You got us all to fall for capitalism. Now our governments only think of the profits. They don't care about your personal freedoms and liberties. Or ours, for that matter.

We all need to organize and unionize.

"Change comes from within." - Ghandi or something IDK

Nothing will happen and Israel will still be in Eurovision.

I can’t see the US flag anymore, without my mind adding piss and shit stains on it.

As an American citizen, I fully support the rest of the world putting us on time out until we get our shit together.

The fact is that boycotting the us is for the good of the entire world. The Israel backed child murdering pedofiles running this country are a cancer.

That flag should be upside down

Sure but please select electable representatives in the Democrat party and stop daydreaming about a communist revolution. You have midterms coming up and democracy in USA still exists as far as I know.

As for political humor

1. Create the strongest military in the world by far

2. "Oh help us, we have fallen and we cannot get up"

Sure, we'll get right on that.

Please won't somebody build a different system for financial transaction?

Toppling MasterCard and Visa would help a lot I think

Full embargo: no trading of goods and services whatsoever.
Boycott any international events in the US.
Ignore any US patents, royalties, copyright and similar devices.
Invite usonians abroad that only have an US passport to kindly leave.
Seize all murican assets abroad, like company headquarters, factories, etc.
No travel.
No trading in USD.

The small caveat being that some areas are overly dependent on US (like the EU on AWS and Visa/Mastercard), so step 0 would be (re)building local infrastructure.

Edit suggested action to muricans: follow the Luigi way.
Edit2: mention the Epstein files at every chance possible.

help

We can’t.

The US was told that if they voted it in, the world couldn’t help.

We did help by advising them to vote because it was the easy way to stop it. They didn’t listen, told the world to mind its own business, made excuses like work et al as why they couldn’t vote. Some said it was their right not to vote.

That was the easy method and since we weren’t entitled to that vote, we couldn’t help there either. Now it’s one of the harder ones; either shutdown to force action from politicians who can stop it, or civil unrest. The first is easier, the circumstances the same. We cannot help, it has to occur from within.

Do a general, countrywide strike...

While I do support the world doing all it can to end the U.S. empire, I think it is a case of "you broke it, you fix it". The USA was born out of genocide, grown on slavery, and continued to expand from imperialist exploitation of every county and people they could exploit. The U.S. citizenry has been just fine with supporting (or at least turning a blind eye to) dictatorships and fascism all over the planet, but now that they are getting a taste of it at home it is suddenly a problem.

The world can't mend your problems, USA, YOU need to clean your own fucking house.

FIFA is one of the few major orgs that is on par with the corruption of the current US regime

dude, the world already hated the usa before trump. clean up your own mess.

The "rest of the world" is running on the exact same capitalist system. No help there.

Dear America,

You were so proud of your opposition to tyranny. You’ve been screaming “land of the free!” For a couple hundred years now.

It’s time to put up, or shut up.

All that privilege that came with “land of the free”? Your house, your full time job, access to education, freedom of speech, etc? Time to drop it all and FIGHT - like you’ve always bragged about! Always bragging about how great your country was, weren’t you? Then BE GREAT! Get 20 million in the streets of Washington, something might change. Yup, some people gonna die. Or they can disappear forever; dragged screaming and crying never to be seen again.

Give up your privilidge, and FIGHT FOR IT!

You slept while this beast crept into your home.

Put your dog down, and quit whining to the rest of the world.

How about you boycott yourselves? You personally may not be responsible but you still have a responsibility.

Trump doesn't care about Americans suffering. But sanction his properties, hotels, and golf courses to get better leverage.