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Finally, I can upgrade from Osama bin Laden's Windows XP key: https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/61/61C5FB27A2ECCBE2B3269A5589A7F518_serial.txt.doc.pdf
lol this is the old lan party piracy key I still know by heart. It's like a password all my nerd-friends know :D
"FCKGW" was all I needed to read lol
RHQQ2?
I don’t remember it after that
Edit: yup!
This is crazy
Here's my product key
So activate me maybe
That product key is forever in the public domain now.
He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.
I'm happy to say I have nothing in common with him
You can excuse child rape? 🤨
Points deducted for not using the proper frameshot.
I'll deduct your ass points.
That doesn't make any sense.
I'll make your ass sense!
Corporate America in a nutshell
but if your a multi trillion dollar company you can pirate whatever you want for your ai unless your a common joe which in case your getting sued for 10 million dollars
I pirate software, but at least I don't rape children.
Loser
Gotta draw a line somewhere.
Would you download a 13 year old?
I'm not a monster!
Downloading is illegal. I have morals.
out of all the censored things, they didn't think to censor a product key before declassifying it. I wish I could say I was surprised.
This seems to suggest that the redactions weren't done by legal professionals.
Understatement of the year so far.
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CWMY2-V4YPB-TJ2DK-XTMBG-V3R32
CWMY2-V4YPB-TJ2DK-XTMBG-V3R32
you can activate any windows or office by using vlmcsd (https://github.com/Wind4/vlmcsd). you can selfhost it, choose any windows version like 11 pro or enterprise or office product like office 24 enterprise. activate it using your kms server and you can enter the matching licence key every so often to activate it. doesn't cost a cent except hosting on 512mb/1cpu. i think there are public kms servers with vlmcsd too. obviously JUST FOR TESTING PURPOSES ;)
Ah yes key management server server
haha yes sorry! my wireless wlan had some issues with my personal pc when i was etablishing a secure ssh connection. could also be an error with my dns system or with the http protocol.
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He used the Home version?
He owned his own island, he could at least go for Professional!
I remember Windows 7's editions being a complete mess, but a come on!
Either ask your IT guy or your friend Billy G, both will laugh at you for picking a Home version when you have the money to go pro.
What a fucking loser.
Epstein's worst crime, really.
Windows 7 Ultimate!
Funny enough I got 7 ultimate for free by having a Microsoft themed Tupperware party and using their party invite platform. They sent me a box with free copy and ms colored streamers and windows 7 napkins. I still have the napkins new and sealed. Had to take like 4 pictures with my friends around a laptop I think. Not a bad trade for the best version of 7. I don’t think they’d ever get people to do the same for the newer OS’s. 7 was one of the good ones
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Another Gates connection 🤔
Would that be Gates-Gate?
Thank you hackers with thigh-highs
Thanks, I guess?
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