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you can activate any windows or office by using vlmcsd (https://github.com/Wind4/vlmcsd). you can selfhost it, choose any windows version like 11 pro or enterprise or office product like office 24 enterprise. activate it using your kms server and you can enter the matching licence key every so often to activate it. doesn't cost a cent except hosting on 512mb/1cpu. i think there are public kms servers with vlmcsd too. obviously JUST FOR TESTING PURPOSES ;)
Does https://massgrave.dev/ not work anymore?
As of about two weeks ago, it still works.
Simpler to just use massgrave, no?
didnt know about massgrave until now. looks promising too.
Massgrave doesn't work for Office I'm pretty sure.
It does now actually. Has been able to permanently activate Office for about two years or so? They did update the method from last year, however.
Ah yes key management server server
haha yes sorry! my wireless wlan had some issues with my personal pc when i was etablishing a secure ssh connection. could also be an error with my dns system or with the http protocol.
so this is what an aneurism feels like
Don't worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.
Now pronounce GIF. The RIGHT way....
Jraphics Interchange Format?
Surely you mean a secure SSH shell...
A secure secure shell shell
The the Angels Angels
Maculley Maculley Culkin Culkin.
That's the part that mystifies me. On the one hand, in an enterprise setting, it can be frustratingly difficult to license and activate your MS products, to the point where you cry out "Why do you make it so hard to give you our money?"
And on the other hand, you can easily bypass the whole thing and get all their stuff for free.
And it's been that way for decades, so it doesn't seem to be a mistake on their part.
In an enterprise setting you'd use something like Active Directory-Based Activation.
You store your KMS key in Active Directory, then any machine that contacts the domain controller will be activated.
not sure about the legal side because when you install windows you accept eula and much more shit so im sure there is a sentence 'only keys officially bought from and provided from microsoft shall be used.'
They only expect governments to pay not citizens
You can, I'm barely able to read
kms server? massgrave? is this a dark joke i am not in on
KMS is microsoft's method of product activation mostly for organizations, they can run an activation server inside an intranet for instance. Also widely used for pirating windows since it's easy to run one of those kms emulators
https://massgrave.dev/ is a fairly recent development, they have a tool called MAS that can activate windows/office/etc using many methods including KMS
Kms is key management services.
Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea.
i thought kms was kill my self
I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to.
Because you're already dead on the inside?
That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows.
I understood some of that!