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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 160 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I strongly disagree. He can be circumcised, again and again and again! A ocean safe alternative to calamari!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Hold up! We could end world hunger! Just like wood supplies, with a permanently lying pinocchio...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vegan calamari! Wolverine can consent.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know about Vegan....

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yeah. It's a real criteria to vegan food, it has to be given with consent. It's an intentional thing to exclude animals and animal-derived products, like milk or honey.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I get the ethics of that concept. however... it is a tool we can use?

Horror level sci fi thought experiment that has no material relevance, only an abstract though experiment.

let's say I use artificial selection to breed intelligent animals that will consent (yhea, far fetched, but it's a thought experiment so let's accept that premise). you might point that consent ends when the breeding program began, but all I had to do is take away candidates that aren't good from the breeding pool and let them breed freely. That as consentual as wildlife breeding gets.

would eating the meat of those animals be vegan?

fuck there's a Rick and Morty episode about that.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Horror level sci fi

Or comedy-level sci-fi.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglian_Major_Cow

The creature offers Zaphod and his party his shoulder, braised in a white wine sauce, then goes on to offer other parts of its body, having worked hard to fatten itself up through force-feeding itself for months. Eventually, after Arthur and Trillian have expressed their shock and Ford has expressed his disinterest, Zaphod requests four rare steaks and the Dish of the Day goes off to shoot himself, telling Arthur not to worry, as he says "I'll be very humane."

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's an interesting argument that honey can be vegan, by that criteria.

A bee colony is not generally trapped in a hive. They are capable of leaving, if it's not to their standards, or they find somewhere between. The catch is that artificial bee hives are amazing for bees, compared to natural locations. The only catch is the "rent" taken by the eldritch creatures. They never take too much however, only taking excess the hive doesn't need.

Basically bees could be argued to be paying rent, in honey, for high quality accommodation.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

... [...]and yet the willingly offered menstrual black pudding and psoriasis crackling again remained untouched at the vegan dinner party.

Edit: Just realised black pudding might be a bit too regional. Black pudding (wiki link) is a "sliced blood sausage"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah, well, part II of something being vegan is that it has to be accepted with consent as well.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course not. It's a silly concept.

Which is exactly why it's hilarious that vegans should be eating fried foreskins.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would have cost you zero dollars not to say this

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Endless organ harvesting.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mutants typically gain their powers at puberty. If he was circumcized as a baby would it regrow when he gets his powers? Or just heal stuff from that point forward? Or was wolverine unique in that he always had his healing powers?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

He was born in a British colony long before circumcision would have been anything other than a religious rite.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago

Questions wasnt about his history. It was a hypothetical.

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[–] s@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago

Wolverine has a belly button but he has not regrown his umbilical cord

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Technically untrue, it just doesn't last. Similarly, he can have his ears pierced, but the jewelry will quickly be expelled or subsumed. 🥲

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the contrary, wolverine can be circumcised infinitely

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sisyphus: thanks for the offer, but I'll stick to the rock.

Good thing he's not Jewish, the rabbi would still be...

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Male circumcision is genital mutilation

Your religion is dumb

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Not condoning it, but often times it's not for religious reasons. Religion is dumb though.

[–] BigMike@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Damn, no Wolverine circumcision?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, for the sake of the hypothetical, perhaps we assume that Wolverine has undergone a deep religious awakening and has decided to convert to Judaism entirely out of his own free will as an adult of sound mind and body!

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Sound mind? If we agree there is something wrong with cutting half an ear off as an adult, why not when slicing off part of a dick? Because of God? So delusional as well.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

Just leaving this here, with the understanding that Jesus can magically heal people.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could have gone at least three more days into the new year without having known about this.

~Goddamnit.~

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

The man multiplied bread and fish, why not his own foreskin?

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's Canadian why would he be?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's not uncommon in Canada. But not necessarily for religious reasons.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why aren't his earlobes and nose really long, given he's over 200 years old, and a lot of old people have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage? I'm sorry, but until this is addressed in comics, I just can't believe Wolverine is real.

[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Because his healing factor gives him the body of someone in like their mid-30's, not the body of a really old person that would have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage?

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

If anything he can be circumcised repeatedly, surely?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or would it be more like getting a haircut to him?

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

By this logic Laura Kinney's hymen gets broken every time she has sex.

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